下载文档第一篇：替换用英语牛逼词组集集集
Are you by yourself? 你一个人来吗?Are you kidding me? 跟我开玩笑啊?Back in a moment!马上回来!Boys will be boys!本性难移!Come to the point!有话直说!Do I have to? 我一定要做吗?Don't count on me!别指望我!Don't fall for it!别上当!
Don't get me wrong!你搞错了!Don't give me that!少来这套!Don't let me down!别让我失望!Don't over do it!别做过头了!
Drop me a line!要写信给我!Easy come easy go!来得容易去也快!Get a move on!快点吧!Give me a break!饶了我吧!
Glad you like it!很高兴你喜欢!Great minds think alike!英雄所见略同!He always talks big!他老是吹牛!He's a double crosser!他是个骗子!I cross my heart!我发誓是真的!I just made it!我做到了!
I watch my money!视财如命!I'll be right back!我马上回来!I'll check it out!我去查查看!I'll see to it!我会留意的!I'm down and out!我穷困潦倒!I'm in a hurry!我赶时间!I'm not that bad!我没那么差吧?I'm short on cash!我缺钱!I've got the blues!我很郁闷!It's Greek to me!我完全不懂!If I were you...=if I were in your shoes如果我是你...It kills my eyes!太好看了!It's no big deal!没什么大不了的!It’s worth a try!值得一试!Just wait and see!等着瞧!
Know what I mean? 明白我的意思吧?Let’s change the subject!换个话题吧!My mouth is watering!我要流口水了!Do one’s bit in doing为…出一份力 No pain no gain!吃一堑长一智!Do one’s part in doing为…出一份力 None of your business!没你事!do one’s bit for one’s nation 为国家出一份力
第二篇：英语牛逼的词组!
1.superior to others高人一等
2.The large scale development of West China is of profound significance西部大开发具有深远意义
3.revitalize our nation实现我们民族的伟大复兴
4.lag behind（发展）滞后
5.the opening-up policies 开放政策 6.lure more foreign capital吸引更多的外资
7.leave„ far behind 把„远远地甩到后边
8.In addition, the west’s unique unfavorable geographic positions greatly limit its development 另外，西部极为不利的地理位置限制了其自身的发展。
9.subsistence problem温饱问题
10.If left unchanged, the underdevelopment in the west will greatly affect overall prosperity and even social stability.这种状况若不改变的话，西部的落后将极大地影响共同富裕的目标甚至社会稳定。
11.However, the western region development is a long-term systematic project.然而，西部开发是一个长期的系统工程。
12.It calls for tremendous efforts of several generations.它需要几代人的共同努力。
13.economic prosperity 经济繁荣
14.social progress社会进步
15.political stability政治稳定
16.beautiful landscape风光秀丽
17.a deep-rooted concept一个根深蒂固的观念
18.materialistic society物质社会
19.be concerned about关心
20.the sense of achievement成就感
21.in terms of从„„的角度
22.a sound attitude一种正确的态度
23.strive for为 „„ 而努力
24.bookworm书呆子
25.the pursuit of our ideals对我们理想的追求
26.material well-being物质财富
27.utilize the natural resources利用自然资源
28.meet the future needs满足将来的需要
29.Competition exists everywhere and it is one of the motive forces of the development of society竞争是社会生活中的一个司空见惯的现象
30.However, we often find competition exists together with cooperation.然而，我们经常发现竞争与合作共存的情况。
31.While we are advocating competition, we can’t forget cooperation.我们在倡导竞争是不可忽略合作。
32.Pure and exclusive competition leads to failures.纯粹排他的竞争会导致一事无成。
33.Only competition together with cooperation helps us a great deal in obtaining our goals and satisfying our needs.只有既竞争又合作，我们才能实现目标，才能满足自身需要。
34.The current education system现行教育体制
35.（be）aimed at致力于
36.the practical application of what they have learned他们所学知识的实际运用
37.challenge examination-oriented education挑战应试教育
38.advocate quality-oriented education倡导素质教育
39.focus on the students’ ability as a whole重视培养学生的整体能力
40.play a key role 起到关键作用
41.contribute to solving the problem of 有助于„„问题的解决
42.bring up a new generation培养一代新人
43.on a large scale大规模的44.compulsory education义务教育
45.a top priority最优先（事项）
46.water loss and soil erosion水土流失
47.Evidently, the deterioration of the quality of the environment threatens the existence of mankind很明显，环境质量恶化会危及人类的生
存。
48.Therefore, the best solution is that we should devote to the protection of our home while we are developing our economy.因此，最好的策略是，在发展经济的同时致力于保护环境。
49.sustainable development可持续发展
50.Both the government and ordinary people should join hands to make this world a better place to live in, not only for ourselves, but also for future generations.政府和百姓应携起手来，一起打造更好的生存环境，不仅为了自己，更为了我们的子孙后代。
51.Some academic works are full of plagiarisms.一些学术作品里充满了剽窃来的思想和文字。52.money-oriented salespeople惟利是图的商人
53.fake commodity假货
54.achieve success取得成功
55.impart knowledge（to）传授知识
56.the soul engineer of mankind 人类灵魂的工程师
57.raise teachers’ social status and improve their material welfare提高教师社会地位，改善教师物质待遇。
58.an empty slogan一个空洞的口号
59.international prestige国际地位
60.promote the unification of China促进祖国的统一
61.in the long run从长远看来
62.62.make every citizen aware that 使每个人都意识到„„
63.take the lead起带头作用
64.deforestation森林砍伐
65.ecosystem生态系统
66.According to its definition, the purpose of sustainable development is to meet the needs of the present without compromising the ability of future generations to meet their own needs.根据定义，可持续发展战略提出的目的是在不损害子孙后代的利益的前提下满足今天人们的需要。
67.The fulfillment of one’s duty and obligations履行某人的职责与义务
68.maintain the stability and unity of our country维护我们国家的稳定和统一
69.Children’s love for their parents is the latter’s best reward.孩子对父母的爱是对父母最好的回报。
70.vigor and vitality生机与活力
71.an age of awakening觉醒的时期
72.lay a good foundation for the future为将来奠定坚实的基础
73.lack of awareness of time’s passage不能意识到时光的流逝
74.go sightseeing出去观光
75.remain fresh in one’s memory让某人记忆犹新
76.It turned out that结果表明„（接从句）
77.lengthen people’s life expectancy延长人们的寿命
78.If science is properly used, it will benefit mankind, while if it is misused, it will lead to tragic result.如果正当利用，科学将造福人类，如果利用不当，科学将引发灾难。
79.So it’s up to us to make science a blessing rather than a curse to mankind.让科学造福而非引发祸端，这是我们的责任。
80.propagate endangered animal species促进濒危动物种群的繁衍。
81.produce replacement organs for transplant patients 为病人制造可用于移植的替代器官。
82.The same applies to robots.机器人也存在着相同的问题。
83.The concern is good for it calls for adequate attention to the problems of modern technology and the steps to be taken to guide the direction of its development.此类想法不无裨益，它能唤起人们对现代科技技术带来的问题的足够重视，同时促使人们采取措施引导技术的发展方向。
84.come up with 想出，找出（答案，计划等）
85.Tools are the milestones of technology as well as human being’s progress.工具是科技进步和人类进步的里程碑。
86.medical breakthrough医学上的重大突破
87.eradicate根除
88.（be）popular with„受到„„的欢迎 89.（be）enslaved使沦为奴隶
90.greenhouse effect 温室效应
91.decisive factor决定因素
92.serve the interests of„ 服务于„利益的需要
93.I miss very much our traditional culture whose loss is too high a price to pay.传统文化令我十分留恋，它的缺失意味着高昂的代价。
94.Gone forever are not only„, but„永远失去的不仅是„„,还有„„
95.I treasure traditional culture, for it embodies the very customs and values that sustain our friendship, family and spiritual life.我珍惜传统文化，因为它代表了维系我们的友谊，家庭和精神生活的固有方式及价值观。
96.lift intellectual property窃取知识产权
97.e-commerce电子商务
98.cause great financial losses导致巨大的经济损失
99.It is high time for us to take all the effective measures to battle against hackers.我们应立即采取有效措施，制止黑壳犯罪。
100.Spot some weakness on the Web.窥探到网上的一些漏洞。
101.Enhance the management on the web 加强对网络的监管力度。
102.Put what we have learned into practice将我们所学附诸实践
103.We should take advantage of science to serve our society.我们应利用科学服务社会。
104.desirable满足需要的105.The goods come in all shapes, sizes and colors on the Internet.在网上，商品的形状，大小和颜色一目了然。
106.click the mouse 点击鼠标
107.The commodities they order will be delivered to them promptly.所订商品立刻送到。
108.Once cheated, you will find that you have nowhere to go to complain.一旦上当，投诉无
109.abuse 滥用
110.an indispensable part in modern life现代生活不可或缺的一个方面。
111.mass education大众教育
112.a two-edged sword一把双刃剑
113.a national long-distance educational system全国远程教育系统
114.provide educational opportunities via Internet通过网络提供教育机会
115.So I think people should use cell phones as little as possible and turn them off on important occasions.因此，我认为人们应尽量少用手机，在重要场合要关掉手机。
116.Of course, cyber games also have their negative effects.当然，网络游戏也有负面效应。
117.It is strongly suggested that we should not indulge in them.我们千万不能沉迷
118.prohibit 禁止
119.pour all their pocket into cyber games把全部的零用钱都花在网络游戏上。
120.skip school逃学
121.lead students astray 将学生引入歧途
122.enhance the punishment of the illegal owner of the cyberbars加强对不良网吧业主的惩罚力度。
123.In this way, children will become very lazy and unwilling to use their mind 这样，学生就变得非常懒惰，不喜欢用脑。
124.E-mail, an entirely new way of communication by means of computers, is becoming so popular nowadays that it’s difficult to imagine modern life without it.电子邮件作为一种全新的通信方式日益普及，我们很难想象若无电子邮件，现代生活会是什么样子。125.language barrier语言障碍
126.But after all, computer is computer, it can never replace a human brain.但不管怎样，电脑终究是电脑，它永远不可能取代人脑。127.for the sake of relaxation为了达到放松的目的。
128.Participate in social activities参与社会活动
129.Nowadays there is often a lack of understanding between the audience and the general directors of the annual spring festival galas.如今，观众和春节晚会导演组之间常缺乏相互理解。
130.take the first step迈出第一步 131.unethical不道德的132.Ecologists point out that a cluster of high-rise buildings in a city often overburden public transportation and parking-lot capacities.生态学家指出，城市里的高层建筑群使公共交通和停车容量负担过重。
133.interfere with干涉，影响
134.In order to protect the only earth for ourselves and for our children, let’s work together and keep our cities from growing further in height!
我们只有一个地球，为了我们自身及后代着想，兴建摩天大楼风不可涨！
135.Have more say in the international affairs在国际事务中有更多的发言权
136.try to give up their absolute power in family to give a better image to their children尽量放弃他们（父母）在家中的绝对权利，在孩子面前树立良好的形象。
137.laid-off workers下岗工人
138.call on the efforts from all sides号召各个方面做出努力
139.job vacancy就业空位，就业机会
140.seize every chance to begin a new career抓住一切机会来开创新的事业
141.new post新的岗位
142.social transformation era社会转型阶段
143.a rational system of setting prices合理的定价体系
144.improve the quality提高质量
145.lower the cost降低成本
146.cheap in price and high in quality质优价廉
147.Generally speaking, the advantages of urbanization can be listed as follows.一般说来，城市化可以带来下列好处。
148.quicken our pace加快我们的步伐
149.improve the standards of living提高生活水平
150.lottery tickets of social welfare, sports industry and football games福利彩票，体育彩票和足球彩票
151.lottery citizens“彩民”
152.sponsor charities or athletic development扶持慈善事业与体育发展
153.try one’s luck碰运气
154.make easy money轻松赚钱
155.great temptation巨大的诱惑
156.In my mind, lottery is much the same as gambling in nature and it certainly brings more negative effects than positive effects, if any.在我看来，购买彩票与赌博在性质上并无二致，它有很多负面作用，而正面作用却微乎其微。
157.earning-quick-buck mentality迅速暴富的思想
158.Secondly, not a few people, being indulged in lottery, lose not only initiative for work but also interest in life.第二，不少人对彩票痴心不改，对工作失去了积极性，对生活失去了兴趣。
159.Wishful thinking如意算盘
160.fall into four categories归结为四类
161.addiction to drugs吸毒成瘾
162.habitual drug-takers（吸毒）瘾君子
163.First, mass media keep us well informed of the happenings of the world which would otherwise remain unknown.首先，通过大众传媒，我们对世界风云变幻了如指掌，否则我们就会一无所知。
164.They must make great efforts to meet the satisfaction of the adults, and at the same time go out of their way to avoid imposing bad influence on the children.他们既要努力满足成年观众的需求，又要避免影片对儿童产生不利影响。
165.Films and TV series ought to educate the young but not to ruin them.影片和电视节目应对未成年人起到教化作用而不是教唆作用。166.combine book knowledge with practice将书本知识与实践结合167.Though it does good to college students in many ways, the golden week can never be said to bring no problems.对大学生而言，尽管黄金周好处多多，但其负面效应也是客观存在的。
168.cherish time珍惜时间
169.Nowadays we have heard too much about piracy here and there.今天，盗版现象随处可见pirated videos and pornographic publications盗版影碟或淫秽出版物
170.make great fortune overnight一夜暴富
171.authentic copyright holders版权合法持有者
172.prosecute起诉
173.employ more scientific and advanced inspection methods利用更多科学，先进的检测手段
174.only attach importance to superficial characteristics只注重产品的外在特征
175.tell the authentic copy from the false one将正版与盗版区分开来
176.Actions speak louder than words.行动胜于空谈。
177.The early 1990’s witnessed an unprecedented tide of rural workers flooding into big cities.２０世纪９０年代初期，农民工开始如潮水般地涌入大城市。
178.No one denies the important contribution rural workers have made to urban development.没有人能否认农民工为城市建设做出的重要贡献。
179.An indispensable part of urban life城市生活中不可或缺的一部分
180.Yet an anti-migrant attitude runs consistently through the mainstream of urbanization.然而，反对农民工进城的态度一直贯穿于城市化主流进程之中。
181.They also blame them for the sharp rise in urban crime rate.他们还把城市犯罪率的急剧上升归罪于农民工。
182.Most of the government officials are honest and hardworking, but cases of dishonesty and corruption in government are frequently reported in recent years.大多数政府官员是诚实敬业的。但近年来官员渎职，腐败案件时有发生。
183.seek ease and comfort贪图安逸享乐 184.neglect one’s duty玩忽职守
185.They abuse the power entrusted to them by the people.他们滥用人民赋予的权利。
186.government at all levels各级政府
187.launch a nationwide campaign against all forms of corruption在全国范围内开展反腐败斗争。
188.serve the people whole-heartedly全心全意为人民服务。
189.expose and denounce the offenders 曝光和揭发违法犯罪者
190.supervisory authorities监督部门
191.a guarantee to strengthen the economic construction促进经济建设的保证
192.take strict and effective measures采取严厉，有效的手段
193.Honesty can earn government high prestige among people, and maintain the close ties between government and its people.诚实守信能为政府赢得威信，加强政府与人民的密切联系。
194.a dramatic increase急剧的增长
195.shortsightedness短视的行为，无远见的行为
196.quit school辍学
197.earn one’s living谋生
198.make the farmers fully aware of the importance of the young generation’s education使农民充分认识到青少年教育的重要性。199.lighten their financial burden减轻他们的经济负担
200.one-child policy独生子女政策
201.the treasure of the whole family全家的宝贝
202.satisfy the child’s need满足孩子的需要
203.the spoiled child被宠坏的孩子
204.Moreover, too much praise makes the children proud, which further spoils them and renders them liable to develop all kinds of bad habits in the long run另外一点是，从长远看来，对孩子过度的赞扬会助长其骄傲心理，他们依仗父母的宠爱，可能会染上各种坏习惯。205.ensure their normal growth and development促进他们的健康成长与发展
206.the harmful effect of indulgence放任（孩子）的危害
207.the inevitable by-products of the diploma craze文凭热的必然产物
208.lay too much emphasis on their candidates’ educational background过于看重应聘者的教育背景
209.win the employer’s favor获得顾主的青睐
210.Therefore, fake diplomas disturb the normal order of job markets and do great harm to society.因此，假文凭破坏就业市场的正常秩序，对社会造成极大危害。
211.anti-forgery technology防伪技术
212.fabricate伪造（文书）
213.We should not only expose the fabricators through media but also punish them severely by law.对造假者不仅应该通过媒体将其曝光，还应该用法律手段严加惩罚。
214.Some children become so addicted to the foreign snacks that they will go eating whenever possible.有些孩子对洋快餐迷恋到了极点，一有可能就要去吃。
215.junk food垃圾食品
216.Through their contact with animal, children learn how to take care of those dependent on them, which helps them develop a sense of responsibility and cultivate their patience as well.通过与动物相处，孩子们能学会如何照顾好那些需要关爱的动物，有助于培养他们的责任感和耐心。
217.However, for a few people, keeping pets is an ostentatious display of their wealth.然而，对某些人而言，饲养宠物只是炫耀财富的一种手段。
218.cause serious hygiene problems 引发严重的卫生问题
219.The barking of dogs and mewing of cats can also be an annoyance to the neighbors 狗和猫的叫声会影响邻里。
220.As the saying goes, women can hold up half the sky.俗话说得好，妇女能顶半边天。
221.They compete with men in many fields and contribute significantly to society.她们在许多领域与男子一起开展工作，为社会做出了重要贡献。
222.They are no longer tied to the household chores and the job of bringing up their children.她们的工作不再仅限于家务琐事和养儿育女。223.Although women’s status has changed considerately, their complete liberation if far from being realized.尽管妇女的地位有了很大程度的提高，但她们的彻底解放依然任重道远。
224.Their work is often undervalued and underpaid.她们的工作通常不被重视，薪酬较低。
225.The elimination of such injustice requires the concern and efforts of the whole society.要消除这种不平等还需要全社会的关注与努力。226.face the danger of extinction（生物等）面临灭绝的危险
227.（be）confronted with 面临（危险，困难等），面对
228.They are an indispensable part of ecosystem and natural beauty.它们（野生动物）是生态系统和自然美中不可缺少的一部分。229.wild life reserve 野生动物保护区
230.Only if we human beings take some drastic measures can wild animals be preserved.只有采取果断措施，野生动物才能得以保护。231.narrow the gap between„缩小„„之间的差距（分歧）
232.In this way, both parental hopes and personal ideals will come true.这样，父母的期望与个人的理想都能实现。
233.The expansion of deserts must be stopped if we are to survive on this planet.如果我们想在这个星球上生活下去，沙漠扩张的势头必须得到遏止。
234.a green belt of trees绿化带
235.We hope that man can make great efforts to develop better ways to bring the spreading deserts under control.我们希望人类能竭尽全力来控制沙漠的蔓延。
236.It is not difficult to explain the reason for their surprising amount of interest in famous people’s lives.记者对名人生活如此热衷，其原因不难解释。
237.satisfy one’s curiosity 满足某人的好奇心
238.lead a normal life 过正常人的生活
239.Famous people are also citizens.They have the right to keep their own privacy like ordinary people----the basic right which should be respected, protected and guaranteed by our laws in whatever circumstances.名人也是人。他们有权像普通人一样拥有自己的隐私，这种权利在任何情况下都应该得到尊重，保护和保证。
240.relieve us of the fatigue from work使我们从工作的疲惫中解脱出来。
241.balance one’s budget（收入）预算平衡
242.on one’s own独自，靠自己
243.adapt to college life适应大学生活
244.Only in this way can we lead a meaningful and fruitful college life.只有这样，我们的大学生活才更有意义，更有收获。
245.peer group同龄人群体
246.stay up late熬夜
247.self-image自身形象
248.cultivate our other interests培养各方面的兴趣
249.development in an all-around way全面发展
第三篇：英语作文牛逼
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一、引出开头 1：It is well-known to us that……（我们都知道……）==As far as my knowledge is concerned, …（就我所知…）2：Recently the problem of…… has been brought into focus.==Nowadays there is a growing concern over ……（最近……问题引起了关注）3：Nowadays（overpopulation）has become a problem we have to face.（现今，人口过剩已成为我们不得不面对的问题）
4：Internet has been playing an increasingly important role in our day-to-day life.It has brought a lot of benefits but has created some serious problems as well.（互联网已在我们的生活扮演着越来越重要的角色，它给我们带来了许多好处但也产生了一些严重的问题）
5：With the rapid development of science and technology，more and more people believe that……（随着科技的迅速发展，越来越多的人认为……）6：It is a common belief that……==It is commonly believed that……（人们一般认为……）
7：A lot of people seem to think that……（很多人似乎认为……）
8:It is universally acknowledged that + 句子（全世界都知道...）
二、表达不同观点
1：Peoples views on……vary from person to person.Some hold that……However, others believe that……（人们对……的观点因人而异，有些人认为……然而其他人却认为……）
2：People may have different opinions on……（人们对……可能会持有不同见解）
3：Attitudes towards（drugs）vary from person to person.==Different people hold different attitudes towards（failure）（人们对待吸毒的态度因人而异）
4:There are different opinions among people as to……（对于……人们的观点大不相同）
三、表示结尾
1：In short, it can be said that……（总之，他的意思是……）
2：From what has been mentioned above, we can come to the conclusion that……（从上面提到的，我们可以得出结论……）3：Taking all these factors into consideration, we naturally/reasonably come to the conclusion that……（把所有的这些因素加以考虑，我们自然可以
得出结论……）
4：Hence/Therefore, wed better come to the conclusion that……（因此，我们最好的出这样的结论……）
5:There is no doubt that(job-hopping)has its drawbacks as well as merits.（毫无疑问，跳槽有优点也有缺点）
6：All in all, we cannot live without……,but at the same time we must try to find out new ways to cope with the problems that would arise.（总之，我们没有……无法生活，但同时我们必须寻求新的解决办法来面对可能出现的新问题）
四、提出建议 1：It is high time that we put an end to the(trend).（该是我们停止这一趋势的时候了）
2：There is no doubt that enough concern must be paid to the problem of……（毫无疑问，对……问题应予以足够重视）
3：Obviously ,if we want to do something … it is essential that……（显然，如果我们想要做么事，很重要的是……）
4：Only in this way can we ……（只有这样，我们才能……）
5：Spare no effort to + V（不遗余力的）
五、预示后果 1：Obviously，if we dont control the problem, the chances are that……will lead us in danger.（很明显，如果我们不能控制这一问题，很有可能我们会陷入危险）
2：No doubt, unless we take effective measures, it is very likely that ……（毫无疑问，除非我们采取有效措施，否则我们很可能会……）
3：It is urgent that immediate measures should be taken to stop the situation（很紧迫的是应立即采取措施阻止这一事态的发展）
六、表示论证
1：From my point of view, it is more reasonable to support the first opinion rather than the second.(在我看来，支持第一种观点比第二种更有道理)2：I cannot entirely agree with the idea that……（我无法完全同意这一观点）
3：As far as I am concerned/In my opinion,……（就我来说……）
4：I sincerely believe that……==I am greatly convinced(that)子句.（我真诚地相信……）
5：Finally, to speak frankly, there is also a more practical reason why ……（最后，坦率地说，还有
另外一个实际的原因……）
七、给出原因
1：The reason why + 句子 ~~~ is that + 句子（...的原因是...）
2:This phenomenon exists for a number of
reasons.First,…….Second,…….Third，……。这一现象存在有很多原因的，第一……第二……第三…… 3：For one thing,…… For another thing，…… ==On the one hand,……On the other hand……一方面……另一方面……
4：I quite agree with the statement that……The reasons are chiefly as follows.我十分赞同这一论述，即……。其主要原因如下。
八、列出解决办法和批判错误观点做法
1：The best way to solve the troubles is……解决这些麻烦的最好办法是……
2：As far as something is concerned,……就某事而言，……
3;It is obvious that……很显然……
4：It may be true that……but it doesnt mean that……可能……是对的，但这并不意味着…… 5;It is natural to believe that……but we
shouldnt ignore that……认为……是自然的，但我们不应忽视……
6：There is no evidence to suggest that……没有证据表明……
九、表示好处和坏处
1：It has the following advantages.它有如下优势 2：It is beneficial/harmful to us.==It is of great benefit/harm to us.它对我们有益处
3:It has more disadvantages than advantage.他有很多不足之处
十、表示重要、方便、可能 1：It is
important(necessary/difficult/convenient/possible)for sb to do sth.对于某人做……是…… 2：It plays an important role in our life.十一、采取措施
1：We should take some effective measures.我们应该采取有效措施
2：We should try our best to overcome/conquer the difficulties.我们应该尽最大努力去克服困难
3：We should do our utmost in doing sth.我们应该尽力去做……
4：We should solve the problems that we are confronted/faced with.我们应该解决我们面临的困难
十二、显示变化
1：Some changes have taken place in the past five years.过去五年发生了很多变化
2：Great changes will certainly be produced in the international communications.在国际交流中理所当然会发生很多大的变化 3：It has increased/decreased from…to…他已经从…增加/减少到…
4：The output of July in this factory increased by 15%.这个工厂7月份产量以增加了15%
十三、表明事实现状
1;We cannot ignore the fact that……我们不能忽略这个事实……
2：No one can deny the fact that……没人能否认这个事实……
3：This is a phenomenon that many people are interested in.4:be closely related to ~~（与...息息相关）
十四、进行比较
1：Compared with A,B……与A比较，B…… 2;I prefer to readrather than watch TV.十五、常用英语谚语
1：Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩 2：All is not gold that glitters.发光的未必都是金子
3：All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马
4：A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半
5：Every advantage has its disadvantage有利必有弊
6：A miss is as good as a mile.失之毫厘，差之千里
7：Failure is the mother of success.失败是成功之母
8:Industry is the parent of success.勤奋是成功之母
9:It is never too old to learn.活到老，学到老 10:Knowledge is power.知识就是力量
11:Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.世上无难事，只怕有心人
一、明星代言问题
On the Celebrity Spokesperson
在名人代言人
Currently, we could hardly live a single day without seeing a celebrity spokesperson promoting a product or a social
campaign on TV, net or other media.This is an intensely popular trend that we cannot fail to notice.目前,我们几乎无法活一天没有看到一个名人代言人促进一种产品或一种社会活动在电视、网络或其他媒体。这是一种非常流行的趋势,我们不能没有注意到。
There is no doubt that the celebrity spokespeople could boost the sale of a product.A host of celebrity spokespersons, however, have emerged as the marketing tool of some companies, even companies producing and selling fake and inferior items.This kind of behavior has produced negative impacts on consumers and whole society, which should be severely criticized and penalized.Of course, as is known to all, everything has both bright and dark sides.Some stars’ endorsement of social activities and public campaigns raises public awareness, giving rise to changes in public behavior.In this case, they serve as positive role models of the general public.To name only one case: Pu CX, a household figure, acting as the celebrity spokesman of the China AIDS Foundation, contributes greatly to the cause of AIDS prevention and cure in China.毫无疑问,名人代言人能增强产品的销路。大量的名人代言人,然而,已成为一些公司的营销工具,甚至公司生产和销售假冒伪劣产品。这种行为产生了负面影响消费者和整个社会,都应该受到严厉的批评和处罚。当然了,众所周知,一切都亮与暗的两面。一些明星的背书的社会活动和公共活动提高公众意识,上升到公共行为的变化。在这种情况下,他们作为正面楷模的一般公众。不仅一个案例:聚氨酯CX,一个家庭的身材,作为一位名人的中国艾滋病基金会发言人,有助于导致艾滋病的预防和治疗。
二、关于选秀节目
Over the past couple of years, a variety of talent shows have emerged on TV channels across the nation, from Super Girls to Happy Boys and so forth.This type of entertainment program is intensely popular, especially among young adults and has produced profound impacts on their studies and life.在过去的几年里,各种才艺表演出现在电视频道在全国范围内,从超级女生和快乐男生等等。这种类型的娱乐节目非常受欢迎,尤其是在年轻人产生了深刻的影响,他们的学习和生活。
There are a couple of reasons behind the tide.To start with, young folks need role models to learn from.So many of them are crazy for contestants participating in these programs.This gives rise to the increasing emergence of these shows because TV networks naturally need to cater to young audiences.Plus, thanks to economic and political reforms carried out by the government, this crop of young generation have more freedom and desire to express and showcase themselves.Therefore, a growing number of young people desire to get involved in these shows.有两个原因的潮流。首先,年轻人需要榜样学习。所以他们中的很多人都疯狂为参赛者参与这些节目。这导致了越来越多的出现的这些演出,因为电视网络自然需要迎合年轻的观众。另外,由于经济和政治改革了政府,这批年轻一代有更多的自由和欲望的表达和展示自己。因此,越来越多的年轻人渴望参与这些节目。
This is a pisive topic.On my personal level, the talent show is a superb means of relaxing and amusing and can hugely relieve our strains.As college students, however, we could not afford to indulge in them and should be aware of the utmost importance of studies.这是一个分裂的话题。在我个人的水平,是一个超级天才表演的方式很有趣,也可以非常放松和减轻压力。作为大学生,然而,我们负担不起,沉迷于他们应该意识到至关重要的研究。
三、食品安全问题
On the Food Security
在食品安全
Over the past couple of years, several cases of the food scandal have been disclosed on various media.The problem of food security has become a hot button across society.The prevalence of food insecurity has greatly impacted public health, which the government could not afford to ignore, according to the online edition of the People Daily.在过去的几年里,几个案例的食品丑闻已经在各种媒体披露。食品安全问题已成为一个热点按钮在社会。普遍存在的粮食安全卫生带来了极大的冲击,政府都不能漠视,根据人们日常的网络版上。
There are a couple of driving forces, I would argue, behind this undesirable tide.First, in the course of the rapid economic evolution, we ignore moral education, giving rise to the rising rate of the problem.More importantly, the lack of adequate regulation and punishment on those illegal producers enforces the trend.有两个驱动力量,我认为,在这个令人不快的潮流。首先,在经济快速演化过程中,我们忽略了道德教育,上升到上升速率的问题。更重要的是,缺乏足够的规定和处罚那些非法生产者强制执行这一趋势的发展。
As Confucius instructed, it is better late than never.Prompt and strict measures should be taken to turn back this evil trend.The government should launch a massive moral campaign to educate all citizens and draw up tougher laws to crack down on those irresponsible corporations and prohibit them from entering the food industry again.I am firmly convinced that through our combined efforts we are bound to enjoy more risk-free foods in the days ahead.孔子教导,是迟做总比不做好。及时和严格的应采取措施转回这灾祸的趋势。政府应该发动大规模全体公民道德教育活动、制定更严格的法律来打击那些不负责任的公司和禁止他们进入食品工业了。我坚信,通过我们的共同努力下,我们一定会更喜欢冒险的食物在未来几天不会有所改善。
四、社会不文明现象
On Uncivilized Behaviors
在不文明行为
We cannot fail to notice that countless uncivilized behaviors exist in our daily lives, such as spitting, talking loudly, littering, saying nasty words in public places and so forth.All these are bad manners that we should not lose sight of.As an ancient land enjoying a splendid civilization spanning over 5,000 years, China is witnessing a surge in improper acts that every Chinese citizen should feel ashamed of.Uncivilized behaviors by a host of Chinese both at home and abroad have seriously affected China’s image, according to an editorial posted on People Daily’s official website.我们不能没有注意到,无数的不文明行为存在于我们的日常生活中,如随地吐痰、大声喧哗、不可乱丢垃圾、不得在公共场合说急的话,如此等等。这些都是不礼貌的,我们不应忽视。作为一个古老的土地上享受灿烂文明跨越5000多年,中国正在经历一个激增每个中国公民的不当行为应该感到惭愧。不文明的行为被许多中国人在国内外已严重影响到中国的形象,根据一篇社论贴在人们日常的官方网站。
As Chinese, we should not get offended when others point out our weaknesses but should focus more attention on improving ourselves.We should strive to identify the causes of those improper behaviors and find ways to eliminate them.There are a host of causes, I would argue, behind this trend.To name only one: the lack of moral education.The government should wage a massive moral campaign to fight against this trend and we ourselves should endeavor to behave decently in our daily lives.As college students of the new age, we should take the leading role.作为中国人,我们不应该生气当别人指出我们的缺点,但应该把更多的注意力放在提高自己。我们应该努力识别这些不当行为的原因,寻找消除它们。有一大堆的原因,我认为,在这一趋势。只有一个名字:缺乏道德教育。政府应该发动了一场大规模的道德运动来对抗这种趋势,我们应该尽力表现得体面地在我们的日常生活中。作为大学生的新时代,我们应该采取的主导作用。
五、感恩
On Cultivating the Sense of Gratitude
培养感激之情
On college campuses across the nation, there is a noticeable phenomenon that we cannot afford to ignore: far too many young college students lack the sense of gratitude, one of the countless traditional virtues of this ancient land with a splendid civilization spanning over 5,000 years.These young adults were not and are not aware of the huge importance of expressing gratitude to those who once helped them, from teachers to parents and so forth.大学校园在全国范围内,有一个引人注目的现象,我们不能忽视:太多的年轻的大学学生缺乏感激之情,无数的传统美德之一的灿烂文明的古老的土地与跨越5000多年的历史。这些年轻人没有,也不知道表达的巨大重要性感激那些曾经帮助过他们,从教师到父母等等。
Personally, I deem that the root cause of students without a graceful heart is that they receive an education not valuing the moral sphere.I strongly believe that joint efforts from folks across society are the final remedy for this social headache.As young university students of the new era, we should make our own contributions to this cause.Imagine a world without the sense of gratitude.This kind of world is doomed to failure.Simply put, we should join our hands to heighten our awareness of fostering a graceful heart.Only in this way can we build our society into a harmonious one.My fellow students, I beg you to act from now on.就我个人而言,我认为根本原因的学生没有一个优美的心,他们接受教育不重视道德球体。我深信,共同努力,人们在社会救济最后这一社会头痛。作为年轻的大学学生的新时代,我们应该作出自己的贡献这个原因。想像没有感激之情。这样世界是注定要失败的。简而言之,我们应该携起手来提高我们的意识培养的优美的心。只有用这种方式我们才能建设成一个和谐的社会。同学们,我求你从现在开始行动。
六、大学生使用信用卡现象
On Credit Card
信用卡上
At present, a wide vareity of credit cards issued by major banks and shopping malls are thriving in colleges and universities across the nation, with a multitude of college students making up a growing population of card holders.Indeed, one out of five students is estimated to be in possession of at least one credit card, and the figure is expected to be on the steady increse, the latest data published by Yangtze Evening Post suggests.目前,vareity宽的信用卡发行量大银行和购物中心里都是学院和大学在繁荣的国家,许多大学生的数量增长编一个卡持有人。事实上,一个五个学生大约是拥有至少一个信用卡,这个数字将会稳定增长,公布的最新数据表明长江晚报。
Like anything prior to the emergence of this small piece of plastic, the increasing popularity of credit card on campus
has both bright and dark sides.On the one hand, young adults in college, free from the trouble of pocketing a considerable sum of cash, could enjoy the convenience of credit cards and purchase expensive goods by installments.On the other hand, however, the irresponsible and excessive use of the cards by these youngsters, the majority of whom are fresh out of middle school incapable of budgeting their money, can make them heavily in debt which will take them years to pay off.像任何事情之前,这个小块的出现塑料、日益普及的信用卡在校园里有亮与暗的两面。一方面,年轻人在大学里,远离麻烦获得一笔可观的现金,就可以享受便利的信用卡和购买昂贵的商品分期。另一方面,然而,不负责任,过度使用这些年轻人的卡片,绝大多数是刚从中学不能预算他们的钱,可以使他们欠债很多他们将年才能还清。
On my personal level, while enjoying a host of conveniences the credit card may bring, we couldn’t afford to ignore a conspicious fact: in most cases, parents are our sole financial sources.Instead of spending without any restrict, we are supposed to put studies on the top of our agenda and move ourselves beyond heavy dependence upon our parents
在我个人的水平,一边享受主人的方便信用卡带来的,我们没钱conspicious忽视一个事实:在大多数情况下,父母是我们唯一的经济来源。自己的活,而不是花没有任何限制,我们应该把研究上的超越我们的议程和移动自己过于倚赖我们的父母
第四篇：内牛满面锦集
01.记得初中时候有一同学，和他同桌之间不怎么和睦，两人时有口角。一天两人口角中，他同桌来了句“我的同桌是白痴！”那同学顺口反驳道：“你的同桌才是白痴呢！”两秒钟之后才反应过来，全班大笑不止。。
02.今天，客户打电话..我：您好，您贵姓？客户：免贵姓王。我：哦你好贵姐。
03.朋友说周末去看老婆，我说你想喝奶买袋蒙牛不就行了，他说，我喜欢鲜奶。
04.今天我正在KFC吃東西，沒想到我室友突然出現。他問我約了什么人，我告訴他我約了他媽出來干炮。正在那時五英尺外有個女人轉過身來厭惡地看了我一眼。
05.周一
二狗子：＂ＬＦ呀，饭卡借我，我去图书馆借两本书＂
我：＂你不已经用自己的卡借了两本了么，整天这么忙，你看的完么？＂二狗子：＂放心，看的完，你借我吧。＂
我：＂拿去„„借了书爱惜点，表害我被骂～＂
周三
二狗子：“ＬＦ呀，你有没看我租了辆自行车，这下方便多了”
我：“哦？是么，多少钱啊～～”
二狗子：“二十五，两个月～”
我：“哦？可以啊，我也租辆去，押金多少钱啊～～？”
二狗子：“咳～咳～不用押金，在学校图书馆借两本书压那就可以了～”我：“＠＃￥％＆×＃￥％＠＃￥％￥＃＃„„„„”
06.上了大学以后，发现不逃课的学生不是好学生，于是开始学着逃课。星期一上午四节，上了三节以后逃，第四节被点；星期三下午三节，那老师喜欢第三节点名，于是自作聪明第三节去，第二节点了名；星期五上午两节，那老师在我去的那几次课都没有点过，决定逃课，结果被点到回答问题；星期五下午第一节就点名，第二节逃课，由于逃的人数太多，老师下课前重点。星期六辅导员找我谈话！
07.光棍节，去失恋的弟弟那里蹭饭。吃完饭，弟弟说：哪里跌倒哪里爬起。遂打开电脑，欲注册一交友网站。不一会，弟弟悲鸣：卧槽，睡觉！一跃上床，闷头不起。我带着困惑看了看电脑，只见验证码四个缤纷大字：我没老婆。
08.今天把所有的东西准备好了，晚上把辞职报告也E-MAIL给了领导，只是为了辞职以后可以向一直喜欢的女同事表白，然后追她（因为总觉得办公室恋情不太好），鼓足勇气，QQ了她，和他随便说了两句，说明天请他吃早餐，有话想对他说，他爽快的说“好”，这时候她似乎察觉到了什么，突然问我最近有没有听歌，我说“没有”，她说“我推荐给你一首”，结果发送过来，叮当的《做我的亲人》。
09.打喷嚏喷出一团鼻涕在手上，一看周围没纸，赶紧跑去厕所，路遇法国老板伸过来手跟我说MORNING....10.吃饭席间上洗手间，客户不断倒茶，我不断喝茶，喝到最后实在不行了。当客户再N次倒茶给我时，我脱口而出：我要去洗手间喝水，不然就喝不下了。。本来想说，我要去上洗手间，不然就喝不下了。。
11.今天我去参加一场面试，当我刚进电梯后一个男的冲了过来，我已经有点迟到了，于是强行把门关上了。到了面试地点后，接待的秘书让我等一会，接着面试官进来了，就是被我关在门外那哥们。
12.今天我在车祸现场抢救伤员，一个妇女受伤后不停的哭，问她啥也不说。我通过对讲机向医院报告情况“伤者为30岁左右妇女，10分钟后到达”，那女的突然吼“老娘今年才28！”
13.早，饿，买包子，“老板，半笼彪子，半笼婊 子”，老板愣了半天，我又重复了遍。老板默默的递过来半笼包子半笼饺子。我在群众围观中吃完的。
14.同事要在他家乡出差的我给他捎点东西，短信如下：给我烧点衣服和钱。⊙﹏⊙b
15.昨晚，与一外地mopper见面、吃饭。小饭馆里，我很热情的向他介绍重庆的种种风味，突然，想起了挺特别的~折耳根，便推荐，遂答应尝试。叫来服务员，我很温柔的、彬彬有礼地说~小姐，请来一份洁尔阴..16.上学的时候，早课经常买盒优酸乳去课堂喝，有次坐我旁边的一个女生也在喝优酸乳，我就想起那句广告词“你的有抑菌因子吗？”想用来搭讪，于是不经大脑的脱口而出：“你的有抑菌精〈！-->子吗？”
17.昨天搭536公交，对面做个婆婆，不经意间看到她很难受的样子。然后她和我对视一下，再然后，她吐了。交通高峰期，车不能停，我只好把头转向窗外。过了一会，我扭头又看了一眼婆婆，谁知，她又吐了。我就日了，我有那么丑吗。
18.今天，人多特别挤！旁边有一个女孩子长得非常卡哇伊正在发短信，我无意看了一眼发现她写道“今天车上人很多，很挤”一会儿我想起个事自己笑了几声。一会儿无意回头一看，看到这个女孩继续写道“旁边还站着一个NB”
19.于某校培训,某科作业一周一交,有次因老师有事三周才让交,一共14页,我抄了一整天,第二天装订好了交上.转天,发作业,我的只剩了最前面写名字的两页.其余12页不翼而飞.老师批曰“没作完！!”
班上鱼龙混杂我猜测是哪个连抄也懒的抄的给撕走写上自己名字交了.赶忙找老师解释,求了半天才同意第二天补交免扣平时成绩,于是又抄了一晚上,第二天上课交了下课离开时发现讲台上一摞纸好像我作业,“靠,难道老师忘带走了?”赶忙拿过来,一看,是原本消失的那12页,老师批曰“没写名！！”
20.今天汽车站买票,掏出零钱在右手,拿了票和找的零钱之后,忽然发现钱包丢失,打完N个银行的挂失电话,报警110的时候,忽然发现钱包紧握在左手!
21.有段时间每天都睡的很晚,于是临睡之前都会挑一两个人短信骚扰下,有次晚上两点多给某仙友发了“兄弟起来尿尿了~”,然后很满足的睡下了,六点多我被短信声惊醒,打开一看,是那货回的短信---“现在,该你尿了”
22.晚上梦见和一高中男生暧昧。
早上发信息给他说：嘿嘿，昨晚我梦见你了。
男生回复：再容我几天吧！过了元旦我就还你钱。
靠，丫去年跟我借了五百块钱还没还呢，差点忘了~
23.表弟3岁，一天大人不在家让我看着他，玩了一会他突然说：我要嘘嘘~我迅速拿起早上喝过的酸奶瓶递给他，一眨眼就嘘满了，我说：停！转身又拿了个同样大小的酸奶瓶。。就这样装了慢慢三瓶，外加两个人手上都是。。早知道直接扔他到厕所去！
24.同事：我饿。
我：我有张君雅小妹妹你要吃么？
同事：不，我要吃贾君鹏**。。
【注：张君雅小妹妹是一种膨化食品。。】
25.刚才哄1岁的女儿睡觉，半天了这丫头也不闭眼。反倒把我搞得困得不行。突然觉得一丝困意袭来，张口打了个哈欠。那死丫头以迅雷不及掩耳的速度把手伸到了我嘴里直至嗓子眼„„我把她从头到脚吐了一身。
26.今天，刚打电话给女朋友，喂？“喂你妈个头！”啊？“啊你妈戳别！”你是她同学吧？“不好意思，打错了（反映过来是她妈接的电话）”
27.我一浙江同学在简历上写 政治面貌：清白
28.在校时,家搬了,so暑假直接住进新家,与邻居还不认识,那时头发很长,有天去扔垃圾,楼道口有个年轻妈妈在遛孩子,走过他们身旁,我冲小孩笑了一下,走了两步听到小孩子在我背后小声说了句“阿姨好~”正无奈~又听到他妈妈说“不是阿姨好,是姐姐好,姐~姐~好~”我早起胡子都没刮呢~~
29.记得新生开学的时候，中国移动扎根学校开始借机大肆宣传，工作人员瞅准新生马上上前介绍办卡。我过来过去没一个人理我。更糟的是第二天，我去打针，刚要进去，保安把我拦住，说：“对不起，家长不让入内！”
30.今天晚上失眠了。在猫扑上乱逛~无意中听到了一首歌，名叫~【李雷和韩梅梅】！结果是~，听得我想哭......连李雷和韩梅梅，Lucy和Lily都分开了，这世界上还有谁和谁是会永远在一起的呢？物是人非，还好，Polly还在......听了之后，我更加失眠了。
31.我的名字很男性化。
记得有一年在金店给老妈买生日礼物。付钱的时候用的是信用卡，后面忘记写名字了。
收银看了看我，又看了看卡，就对我说：小姐，麻烦把卡持有人的身份证给我们看一下。
我很自觉的把自己的身份证给了她。
收银小姐拿到身份证，看了看身份证又看了看我说：小姐，您能叫卡的持有人过来吗？
32.今天，有一次我去漫吧租了本金田一
刚看到第二页就内牛满面
不知哪个天杀的用蓝色圆珠笔在某个人物上画了一个圈
写上——“这个就是凶手„„”
33.今天是我和男朋友的周年纪念日，我驱车三个半小时去给他个惊喜，结果他不在家？这小子死哪去了？
原来他也跑去我家准备给我惊喜了。
34.今天我帮别人照看一个特别淘气的小孩，他一点都不听话，把东西扔的到处都是，我忍无可忍就推了他一把。后来他妈妈回来时他哭着冲过去说“妈妈你骗我！胖子其实也很凶！”
35.昨晚，和女友在湖边约会。回家的路上，突然发现口袋里的钥匙没了，于是返回寻找。到了湖边看见有一对小情侣在说着什么，侧耳倾听，只听见男的说：到底是谁的？谁的啊？我以为是发现钥匙了，遂喜，急奔过去大声告知：我的！是我的！顿时小女生一脸惊疑，她男友拳脚相向并怒吼：好哇！是你这XX让他怀孕的所！最后~我鼻青脸肿，女友也不知去向，钥匙还是丢了..36.今天，家中无人，难得下厨烧了碗面。美滋滋地端到房间准备开吃的时候，狗进来了，闻了闻，吐了。
37.今天去买苹果，问老板“好多钱一斤”，老板说“一块五一斤”，我立刻问到“五块钱三斤卖不卖？”
老板马上回答“那不行不行..”
38.今天，发现手机不见了，翻遍包包以及屋中各个角落，未果。遂郁闷地跌坐地上，从口袋掏出手机，给大家群发短信：我手机丢了。
39.上高中时学校的厕所都是旱厕，蹲位很多，一同学性格内向，见到老师就更不敢说话了，一天上晚自习，此同学内急去厕所便便，遂蹲于离入口较近处，恰厕所照明损毁，英语老师因畅饮啤酒颇多亦进厕解决，掏出不详之物随之漫流，不成想，所流之处皆从此同学脖颈处流下，同学不敢说话，奈老师之储量巨大，长时间未见结束之意，不得已此同学喊：“老师你尿我头上了。”老师大惊，尿竟当此停下。不过同学回到教室竟有同学说他喝啤酒了！
40.前几天几个朋友吃饭聊天，说起骂人，我就说，当年我吼一个同学“CAO你妈”，他居然回了我一句“不要CAO我妈，CAO我行伐”，哈哈。
然后我朋友说这算啥，他小时候一猛男，问我朋友借作业抄，我朋友吼了一句“CAO你妈”
那哥们回了句“我妈给你CAO，作业给我抄”
听的我们顿时五雷轰顶
41.今天我起的太早了，就在车上打了个盹，醒来时发现有个pol.ice在盯着我看。后来才知道有个女停车时发现了我，她马上报了警因为她以为我死了。
42.今天，我觉得自己又肥又丑，不禁伤心极了。后来我登陆猫扑HI后，看到男朋友留言“我的女朋友是世界上最美丽的”，我感动极了，在下面评论到“谢谢你，亲爱的！”结果他留言道“我说的又不是你”。
43.我爱照镜子，每次路上有个大玻璃窗什么的都要照照，且喜欢一个人在家对着镜子做鬼脸。
某日约朋友吃饭，路上觉得头发乱了，路边停一辆车，黑玻的，我直接凑上去，在前车窗照镜子理头发，理了半天觉得搞好了，对自己做个鬼脸。刚做到一半，只见车窗缓缓摇下来，一个大叔一脸困惑且有点惊喜的问我：“小姐你想干嘛？有事咩？”
44.想到以前一个高中的同学
那时候从其他班转来了一个新同学坐在我的这个朋友旁边
我的这个朋友是一个话很多的人而新同学是一个很害羞的MM
为了调节气氛我的朋友就找话题和新同学说刚好那节课是化学课
我们化学老师大暴牙秃顶的那种然后朋友对新同学说：“诶，同学我们化学老师好丑呵·他讲课口水喷得前面几排都要带伞的~~”BALABALA说了很多 然后新同学很小的声音说：“他是我爸爸”
我朋友立刻石化关键是片刻的尴尬后我那脑袋被门夹了的朋友为了缓和气氛说：“呵呵真的啊你跟你爸爸好象哦”囧···
45.今天我和男朋友大吵了一架，我伤心的大哭，他吓坏了不停地帮我擦眼泪。过了一会我发现他试图擦掉我脸上的一个东西，我平静的告诉他那是我长的青春痘。
46.今天是我大喜的日子。婚宴上我深情的讲诉我和妻子第一次见面的情景，我对她一见钟情，认定她就是我今生的伴侣。正在这时我发现妻子突然发飙了，这才意识到我讲的是我和前任女友的故事，而且她当时也在宾客队伍里。
47.今天哥哥结婚，为了混饭吃强迫自己昨晚跟今早晨不吃饭，好不容易挨到中午结果悲剧的被留下看家„„等了好几小时却没人回来，饥不择食的我好不容易从厨房翻出两个鸡蛋吞下。不久，众人终于回来了，忙前忙后找什么东西，然后我耳尖听到一句“喜蛋呢？”
48.今天吃饭的时候，我妹妹坐在我旁边剪脚指甲，我警告她滚远点，结果说话的时候一片指甲弹到我嘴里了。
49.今早，男友打电话来跟我分手。我百思不得其解，遂问，答：昨晚来找你，走到门口，听见里面有男人的打呼声，避免尴尬，我就走了...TMD!昨晚我心血来潮的用了瑞星杀毒！~~那头该死的小狮子呵！
50.刚突然想起一件很搞笑的事,打算发上来让大家乐乐,结果一进,提示密码错误,.??卧槽,想了N久,生日,不对.!电话号码?不对.!终于,火了,来个123456,卖糕的,对了.！结果兴匆匆进来打算继续未完成的.,突然发现忘了打算写什么了....
第五篇：牛集小学安全工作计划
牛集小学安全工作计划
“安全无小事”高度重视孩子们的安全工作是做好任何事情的前提和基础。孩子们的安全工作是社会安全工作的重要组成部分，是学校教育、家庭教育、社会教育中不可缺少的重要内容。孩子们能否健康成长，关系到千家万户的幸福，关系到广大群众的根本利益，关系到社会的稳定。做好孩子们的安全工作、是国家、社会、学校、和家长共同的责任，现将我校安全工作计划制定如下；
1.新学期开学后认真排查不安定因素，发现安全隐患及时整改，做到万无一失。
2.每个教学周进行一次安全教育活动，向学生介绍有关安全知识。
3.健全规章制度，明确工作责任，严格执行有关规章制度，并经常组织教师学习有关安全知识。
4.坚持开展各类安全教育活动，使教师增强安全工作观念，利用电视，电教教材对学生进行安全教育。
5.每两周一次安全教育板报，定期更换内容。
6.本学期举行一次全校性的安全知识竞赛。
7.对各班主任，老师签订安全目标责任书。
牛集小学
2012.02.15
