下载文档第一篇：5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》范文
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y与X相遇．
X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind bay-bay.X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?
Y: Ha-Ha ,I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------Ye Gu cheng.Who are you?
X: I am Ximenchuixue.Y惊讶: Ar, ximenchui xue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y抱腿：Please, please„„ Don’t kill me!Let me you go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don't want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X: No way!Because we are fighting now!you know?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don ''''''''''''''''t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.How do you know that?
Y: please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must!Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I’m sure I won’t!
Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下： Oach-Oach!
Y大笑：Ha-Ha„„
X可怜状: help!Help!Where is the wash room?
Y: What ?
X: Toilet?
Y: What ?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh, I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!
H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua---man----lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha„„
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H : Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us ?
Y: Yes ,It’s very good.H: Ok , follow me , Let’s go to see my king!
Y: Ok ,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H: My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is yegucheng.K: sit down please , yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , sear and aids?
Y: Yes , I do.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Only you„„(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!
K: But who are you ? Why should it belong you?
Y急切: king!Debarking!I must go now ,my brother is looking for me!huo xi(维语再见)
K: huo xi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?
Y: How clever„„
X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!
X: Forgive me? Why?
Y: Once there was a change before me ,I lost it.If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “I love you” ,If there must be a limited period ,I hope it is a thousand years!
X: You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s “WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC.I„„I„„I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k ? haha , a yi xi da lu!(我爱你的意思)
K: a yi xi da lu? What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?
X: You are stupid!It means “I love you”.K: Don’t say that “you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty words to me!
X: What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me ?come, come„(Ｘ上去抓住K)
K: Fuck you.I must kill you!
X: How can you kill me? haha„„
Y: Let me have a try!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thank you very much, you save me.Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you have a vacation.Y: That’s good.But there is one more thing.Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.K: of course.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha„
Y: Hahaha-----
H: Where’s somewhere?
K: What?
Y: Do you want to go to the lady’s “WC”?
X: Yes, I„„I„„ do.H顶着摇头：X, no , no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go into because you are X!you are the best man of Chinese Kongfu!
X: what if I’m the best in the world?!why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ?!
K: you are right.One will not be clever until the day he die.In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way!go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortably!go ahead!
H: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!
K;why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ?
H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X.I’m a spy.K惊讶:!you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’s wife ?
Y: I have already recognized you.do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!because of you ,I decide not to believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(轻声说)Ｘ will die ,go and see him ,please.H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ, do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!
K: what a moving story!I was impressed!
Y: life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!
H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状: don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me!realize that I’m wrong.help me ,I intend to be back ,help me ,beg you------help me.I’ll never do that again!(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X: go home!?
H: Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love!
X: do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will believe for you.but!you know, I don’t have time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday!You must do me this favor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.H: I promise.X: Never let go.H: I promise.I will never let go ，X.I ''''''''ll never let go.(X死)
H: believe!yeah , believe!believe without hesitation!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
第二篇：5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Another mysteriousmanapproaches.Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou!
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng.Whoareyou?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme!
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme!letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou!
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must!milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help!help!Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest!letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king!dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng!comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC.I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid!Itmeans“I love you”.K:Don’t saythat“you love me”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme.Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou
haveavacation.Y:That’s good.butthereisonemorething.canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!Hahaha……小品剧本大全Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：X,no, no，youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”.Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo!becauseyouareX!youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword?!whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ?!
K: youareright.onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way!gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly!goahead!
H: you , stupid , bad behavior!goaway!
K;why ? whydoyouhelphim!whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX.I’maspy.K惊讶:!you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou.atricker!doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me!because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please.H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning!
K:what amoving story!I was impressed!
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume!
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me!realizethat I’m wrong.help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me.I’ll never dothat again!(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:gohome!?
H:Tomorrow is another day!evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove!
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you.but!youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday!Youmustdome this honor...promise meyou will survive...that youwillnevergiveup...nomatter what happens...no matter howhopeless...promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.H: I promise.X:Never let go.H:Ipromise.Iwill never let go ,X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive!yeah , bealive!bealivewithout ahendance!lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback.thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）小品剧本大全
第三篇：搞笑5人英语剧本之西门吹雪
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y与X相遇．
X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you!Y: Ha ha, Never mind baybay.X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? could you tell me your name? Y: Ha ha, I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng.Who are you? X:I am Ximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue? X:Yes, what is wrong? Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts? X:Great, you know me!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!let me you go!X: No, I must kill you!Y: I don't want to be killed.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway!Because we are fighting now!you know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.how do you know that? Y: Please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure, must!milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!? X: I’m sure I won’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never be have properly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help!help!Where is the washroom? Y:What ? X:Toliet? Y:What ? X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who areyou? H:Hua---man----lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by meand is in“WC” now,ha…… H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!Do you want joinin us? Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:My dearest!let me introduce Yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is Yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids? Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(维语再见)K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ? Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!Iwant to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgive me!X:Forgiveme? Why? Y: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it.If the god give me an other chance, I’ll tell you,I love you,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC.I.I..I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you? X:You are stupid!It means“I love you”.K:Don’t say that you love me.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ抓住K)K:Fuck you.I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K:thank you very much,you save me.Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you have a vacation.Y:That’s good.But there is one more thing.Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha…… Y:Hahaha-----H:Where’s some where? K:What? Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”? X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：X,no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go into!because you are X!you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!X: what if I’m the best in the word? Why I try my best to live but I’m still
so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ?!K: you are right.One will not be clever until the day he die.In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way!go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly!go ahead!H: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!K;why ? why do you help him!who acturally are you ? H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X.I’m a spy.K惊讶:!you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: I have already recognized you.a tricker!do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!because of you ,I deeide never believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(轻声说)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,please.H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me!I realize that I’m wrong.help me,I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg you------help me.I’ll never do that again!(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:go home!? H:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love!X:Do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will bealive for you.but!you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.H: I promise.X:Never let go.H:I promise.I will never let go , X.I'll never let go.(X死)H:be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without a hendance!life can be chance like time can go to back.there is beautiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）
第四篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本
二人用版本
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces
加旁白1人属于4人用）
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本
Global warming
A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……
B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!
A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?
C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can’t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!
A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.（4人版本）
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wing&Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”
Ca: sure, here you are.what s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!
CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!
第五篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
有一天她来到“香国”。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。人物
Ada:
Little girl Candy:
Queen Evander:
King Evelyn Joel:
Prince Rita:
Singer /Woman Yilina:
Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet.They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet.And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet.The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well.In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story!Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet.They smelt worse than stinky tofu.They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet.And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet.The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch:（screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence.More and more people fall for my…my … feet!Oh no, my feet!I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet.The smell of my feet can kill mice.Oh, I don’t want to live.I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch:(Crying)I hate my feet!I hate my feet!(in a low voice)Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet.(Searching)Oh.What a handsome boy.(Come closer and take a deep breath)Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair!(Angrily)Not fair!Look, he’s sleeping and snoring.Let me exchange my feet with his!(Doing magic and laughing loudly)Oh, my feet.You smell so sweet!Now I’m really the most charming witch.(Fly away)
Prince:(Asleep and dreaming)Oh!What a beautiful girl you are!You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince:(Wake up!)Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell！The room smells of stinky tofu.Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no!It’s my feet.I have a pair of stinky feet.How did it happen?(Hold on to his head.)(Run away)I can’t believe it!
SCENE II(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly!It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh!I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!(Prince continues to walk.He sees some flowers.)Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh!I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.(Prince continues to walk.)Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh!Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from.It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost!Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry.I’m not a dirty man.My feet are really disgusting.(Prince continues to walk.)
SCENE III Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.” Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter.Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…(In the palace.)Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter！!King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?
(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes!Princess:(Take medicine)I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear!Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice.Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes!(Open the door)Is she the one?(See Ada)Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course!Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer.(Clean the throat.)Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby sleep.Baby sleep.Baby hurry to sleep.Everybody sing with me….Princess: Shut up!Get out of here！King: I think these methods are not good ideas.We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.(King and queen are preparing …)
Princess: Daddy!Mommy!It’s time to sleep!Don’t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no!It didn’t work.Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK!(Point to Ada)You just do it.Go out on the streets and find some help.SCENE IV(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people.Some people try to make the princess sleep.)Prince:(To himself.)A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work!I think I can make the princess sleep!Can I try? King & Queen: Yes!It’s our pleasure.Please try.Prince: Thank you!(Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.)Sorry!My dear princess!Princess: Oh!Your feet smell so awful.I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no!My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)King: She’s still breathing.She just fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)Queen: Thank you!Oh, thank God!My dear baby finally fell asleep.King:(To the prince.)Oh!Thank you!We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it!My disgusting feet have magic power！Queen: Oh!Don’t say that!They are not disgusting at all.Congratulations!You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes!This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet.And then, she would sleep very well.In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
