第一篇：英文电影观后感英语

英文电影观后感英语

《勇敢的心》--观后感Set in the late 13th century, 'Braveheart' is the story of one of Scotland's greatest national heroes Sir William Wallace.leader of the Scottish resistance forces during the first years of the long, ultimately successful struggle to free Scotland from English rule...Crucially charismatic in the title role, Gibson plays the heroic figure and emerges as a remarkable hero with wit and romantic soul, determined to rid his country of its English oppressors...Wallace's revolution was set in motion, with great obstacles from his countrymen...Many Scottish nobles lent him only grudging support as most of them were more concerned with wealth and titles than the freedom of the country...In fact, the Scottish leaders are in favor of revolt-or not-depending on English bribes...Wallace, by comparison, is a man of honor, incorruptible and righteous...He was knighted and proclaimed 'guardian and high protector of Scotland,' but as much as he railed against the Scottish nobles, submitted to Edward I, King of England, he was astonished and in shock to discover the treachery of the leading Scot contender for the throne—Robert, the Earl of Bruce—to whom he confided , 'The people would follow you, if you would only lead them.' Sophie Marceau is exquisite as the distressed princeIsabella of France who ends up falling in love with Wallace, warning him out of several traps……Catherine McCormack is a stunning beauty who ignites Wallace's revolution……Patrick McGoohan is chilling, brutal, and vicious as the ruthleEdward I, known by the nickname 'Longshanks.' This king remains simply the embodiment of evil……While Angus McFadyen moves as a nobleman torn between his conscience and political aspiration, and Brendan Gleeson brings strength and humor to his role as the robust Hamish, David O'Hara is very effective as the crazy Irishman who provides much of the film's comic relief from even the most tensed moments……Mel Gibson has reason to be proud of 'Braveheart.' It is a motion picture that dares to be excessive...Gibson presents passionately the most spaciously impressive battles(yet staged for films)even excessively, and it is his passion and excethat make the motion picture great...The horror and futility of massed hand-to-hand combats are exciting rather repulsive...It is epic film-ma-ki-ng at its glorious best……Gibson's 'Braveheart' focuses on the human side of Wallace, a character so immense, so intelligent, and so passionate, exploring the definitions of honor and nobility, pushing us to follow the hero into his struggle against injustice and oppression。

第二篇：英文电影的英语观后感

today i go to a movie it name is super man in the movie a man have very big power and his dream is protects everyone when the movie over i think this movie is my favorite the super man's dream is great he is really a great man it make me exciting i think if i never gave up i will successful too like super man

美国电影《阿甘正传》的英语观后感

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When I first saw this movie I didn't appreciate it like I do now.Because I was so young that I didn’t get the main idea when I first saw it.Just recently I saw the movie again.What an amazing and moving story.That movie teaches you so much about life and the meaning of it.That life isn't as bad as most people feel.Forrest Gump, the innocent man can impact so many lives with his innocence.The meaning of the movie to me is that everyone needs to have a better outlook on life.That we need to appreciate more of the little things and not let the big things hold us back.Although life may throw us trials and tribulations like a box of chocolates, we just have to bite into it and get through it even if we don't like it.I just love this movie.And anyone who hasn't seen it or who thinks that don't like it I seriously suggest seeing it or seeing it again.It truly is amazing...贰

To be honest, this is the first time I ever write a review of a movie.And this beginning is a tough one—with an Oscar winner as its subject, surrounding which there is considerably controversy over the values it has questioned, the thoughts it tried to implicitly convey, and the art of the movie itself.The following discussion will go on as a dissection of this movie into several aspects.This dissection is, however, necessarily incomprehensive, and I would just try to make it a original review in the eyes of a busy, yet inspirational student of science who, from time to time, glances at the palace of arts with admiration and, more importantly, love.Forrest Gump> Film review Forrest Gump who is unfortunately to be born with a lower IQ and the muscle problem, usually, people always think this kind of person can’t be successful in doing anything.But, instead, this unlucky man has achieved lots of incredible success, he is a football star, a war hero, and later a millionaire!In the contention of the best picture of the 67th Oscar Award in 1995, film Have got six Grand Prixes , such as the best picture , the best actor , the best achievement in directing , adapting drama , the best achievement in film editing and the best visual effect bestly ,etc.at one blow.The film was passed to a intellectual disturbance person the description of life has reflected every aspect of U.S.A.’s life, important incident of social political life make and represent to these decades such as U.S.A.from one unique angle.Film adapt Winston · novel of the same name of Groom since.Only the original work is that one is full of fantastic novels with a satiric flavour, but the film modifies and beautifies the story.Have abandoned the absurdity of the original work and revealed that satirizes meaning , have added a kind of tender feeling for the film.This undoubtedly makes the film suit audience and judging panel’s taste even more, but has

sacrificed the struggle spirit of the rebel of the original work , make the film become one kind and idealize ethical symbol.Forrest Gump mould incarnation of virtue is honest keeping one’s word , conscientiously , brave paying attention to emotioning among film.In the film, Forrest Gump is a very pure image, but Jenny has become the degenerate symbol.And write the great discrepancy originally in this.To all that narrated, since beginning all behave with a kind of tender feeling and well-meaning attitude after all for the film, having even joined poesy composition, this makes the film seem soft and have no injury.The film advocates to traditional moral concept and embodiment.Make film apt to accept by people, director superb lay out skill and film application of language make the film very attractive too.Success with commercial for film content of the film has given security, and the treatment on director’s art makes the film more excellent, this is reason that the film succeeds.It was the box-office hits the most in that year to become U.S.A.in < Forrest Gump>.Tom · Hanks very much sincere naturally performance having among film.He has obtained the laurel of the best actor of Oscar for the behavior in this film.This second movie emperor’s money already whom he obtained in succession looks like.Success of < Forrest Gump>, make Tom Hanks become one of the most popular movie stars in Hollywood too.To Tom Hanks, those two years are the luckiest period of time in his performing art careers.功夫熊猫

Or the dream factory has always been the high standard, the screen exquisite detail, vivid characters vivid, touching story twists and turns, the most important thing is it in the most simple and easy to understand that the way of a token, that isfriendly fish who dream of escaping to the ocean.Meanwhile, Marlin bumps into a blue tang named Dory(Ellen DeGeneres), and sets out to save his son...The splendour of natural history hit The Blue Planet is matched by the wit of the script and stars.Barry Humphries has a terrific cameo as a great white shark who's sworn off killing(Remember, fish are friends, not food!), while DeGeneres provides perfect timing and tone as Dory, whose short-term memory loss is a gag that never stops running

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After the appreciation of the film “Titanic”, I have noticed some meaningful details behind the peoples’ general impression of simply an affectional film.The wreck of the Titanic occurred in 1912, in which the great recession started from the end of the 19th Century still hasn’t ended.Most critics pointed out that the sinking of the Titanic represents the collapse of the Capitalism in the end of the 19th Century.However, I would like to say that, in this movie, the director had not only foreran the crisis of the Capitalism, but also showed some of the human nature, from both gloomy and brilliant aspects, like selfish, mammonish, vainglorious, and love, hope, bravery, faith, and so on.In this essay, I will first reveal this film’s indication of the social context of that age, then I will analyse the two contrary aspects of human nature indicated in this film through some impressive shots.Under the development of industrial technology, the economy in the Capitalism countries took off.People lived a rich, luxury and expensive life, and this rapid economic development lasted for almost 20 years.People had got used to this kind of life.The huge development in machinery changed people’s life greatly.Innovations of transportation, such as vehicles and tankers, allowed people to travel around.The appearance of these modern transportations was an important milestone of the industrialization.People thus became very confident on human intellectual capabilities.They believed their power of conquering the nature is inapproachable.While the Titanic is also called “The Ship of Dreamers”, in this film, when it bearing in with the ocean in the darkness, the mysterious ocean represents the unknown nature and the ship itself represents the advanced material capabilities people owned.In a shot that Mr Bruce explains his design of the Titanic, he said “the ship possesses huge size, stability, luxury, and strength”, and that” the supremacy will never be challenged”.In fact, all these words can be thought of the symbols of the Capitalism of that time in many people’s eyes.They thought the Capitalism is just like the Titanic, which should be “unsinkable”.The wonderful way of developing economy would stay in good

condition eternally.However, things do not always follow the way people wish to be.The economic recession suddenly attacked the Capitalism countries at the end of the 19th Century.It was not until then that people did not realize the impracticality of their idealized “unsinkable” Capitalism.Capitalism will sink.And unfortunately it did sink.Just like the movie shows, when the ship broke into two parts and began to sink quicker and quicker, everybody knows the ship is going to sink, the priest kept reiterating to the disciples,” the former would has passed away.” As to the human nature uncovered in this film, can be thought of from both negative and positive aspects.I will first elucidate some gloomy characteristics revealed by the film.The first impressive characteristic may be that the fiancé of Rose, Karl would gain his ends by fair means or foul.When he noticed that Rose has obliquity with Jack, he took out the necklace with a diamond of 56 carats named “the heart of the ocean”, to request Rose not to leave him.He knows that Rose doesn’t love him, but he chose to use money to keep Rose with him.When Titanic was sinking, both Jack and Karl were trying to trick Rose into getting on the accident boat.Since Karl had already bribed a sailor, he lied to Rose that he would ensure that Jack will also get on the boat.Nevertheless, when Karl himself was rejected to get on the accident boat, he again used an intrigue that he picked up an outcast child and pretended to be the father of the child, and managed to get on the accident boat.Another negative social mood of that time exposed by the film is vanity.Rose’s mother wanted to marry her daughter to Karl just because Karl is extremely rich, while she doesn’t care whether Rose loves him or not.When Jack wearing a suit borrowed from a woman to attend the dinner invited by Karl, he was respected by other guests.However, when he wore his own clothes maybe a little bit shabby, and tried to enter the ballroom to look for Rose, he was driven out by the two guards outside the ballroom.The two respondences depending on Jack’s appearance contrasted sharply, and really very shocking for us to imagine a society like that.Anyway, there are some brilliant aspects of human nature showed in this film.There is love, bravery, faith, and beliefs existing at the scene.The presence of love was impenetrated through the whole film.The love is not only expressed between Jack and Rose, but also exists among the families.When the water was poured into the ship, when men are forced to be obstructed from their wives and children, an old couple held each other tightly in the bed;a father comforted his daughter he will just leave her for a while, just a little while… When Titanic was sinking, some musicians were performing pieces of music, some disciples were praying to Virgin Mary around the priest on their knees…

In conclusion, the film of “Titanic” is not simply an affectional story between Jack and Rose.It shows more than love.The wreck of Titanic represents the collapse of the Capitalism, which is considered “unsinkable” by most people.The film also shows different aspects of human nature.Some people own strong vainglory, while some other possess much of love;still others are rich in firm faith and beliefs.We should always keep in mind that, no matter how enormous the calamity is, no matter how defective the people are, we should believe there are always more virtue than vice in the world…

哈利波特

Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by British author J.K.Rowling.The books chronicle the adventures of the eponymous adolescent wizard Harry Potter, together with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, his best friends.The central story arc concerns Harry's struggle

against the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents in his quest to conquer the wizarding world, after which he seeks to subjugate the Muggle(non-magical)world to his rule.这个杀手不太冷

This film was absolutely amazing.I have spent hours re-watching various scenes and noticing all the perfection with which they are acted and directed.It's not the violence or action sequences that make this movie so great(although they are well done...), but rather moments like where Mathilda knocks on Leon's door.It would be so easy to just film the door opening, but instead we see light illuminating Natalie Portman's face, symbolizing something angelic.And the moment has so much more meaning.I know a lot of people who have seen this film because they are action fans.I'm not.But I'm glad I finally found it, because it's a wonderful film in so many other ways.刮痧的英文观后感

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Gua Sha is a movie about the differences between American and Chinese culture.Xu datong is a video games designer in St.Louis.When his father visits from China, he performs Gua Sha(a Chinese traditional treatment)on his grandson, which leaves bright red marks on the skin and causes a lawsuit of child abuse.In the court, Datong loses his mind so that finally he loses custody of his son.I think this scene is shocking and thought-provoking to most of the Chinese audiences.But the most impressing scene to me is the ending.Datong wants to see his son in Christmas eve, he has to climb a pipe to the ninth floor which his son lives.I think the pipe is not only a pipe, but also a gap, a deep gap between American and 5000-year Chinese culture.He wants to climb over the gap and he will never succeed, perhaps no Chinese people really could succeed.贰:

It's about assimilation into American culture, and not assimilation in an ”International” city, like SF or NY or LA or Chicago, but St.Louis, MO(actually shot there).Really great acting, interesting story.Gua Sha is a treatment in traditional oriental medicine in which a wooden board repeatedly slides across the patient's acupuncture acupressure massage points.It works in similar principles like that of acupuncture acupressure massage.This method would inevitably leave bruise on the skin, and the story

begins here, when the visiting grandpa who does not speak any English used this traditional practice to treat the grandson when both son and daughter-in-law were at work.Sadly, in US, this is a story that repeats itself many times in the area where many oriental immigrants lives and all of these are due to simple misunderstanding between cultures.Gua Sha: Step-by-Step, by Arya Nielsen.If an acupuncturist is trained in Classical Chinese medicine, they will do this technique in their practice for pain, and for acute or chronic illness.

第三篇：英文电影观后感

英文电影观后感

In winter I watch three movies.The first movie is called ‘Barbie and the Three Musketeers’.(1/25/2012)

I watched this movie just two hours ago.Actually this is an old movie for me, but this is my favorite movie in a series of ‘Barbie movies’.Corinne is a girl who grows in the village.Her father is a musketeer.She dreams that she can be a musketeer all the time.Corinne’s parents let her go to paris to be a musketeer when she is seventeen.Then seventeen-year-old Corinne goes to paris with her little cat, Miette.But everyone says girls couldn’t be musketeers.Nobody helps her.Although she gets into trouble on the first day, she still remembers what she dreams.Later she meets three girls who also want to be musketeers.They practice every day.The girls once find by accident that the prince regent wants to kill the prince because he wants to be the king.Finally they save the prince’s life in their way.Because of it, Corinne and her friends become musketeers.I love this movie especially the leading character, Corinne.Corinne is one of the bravest girls I ever see in the movies.She always holds fast to her dream though no one believes girls could be musketeers.As her father said, ‘True courage is pursuing your dream even though everybody else says it’s impossible.’ It is always true in life.Many successful people make their dreams come true by persistence and pursuit.You can certainly succeed so long as you pursue your own dream.Also, Corinne and her friends were very brave and united when they face the trouble.They prove that they could be musketeers with strength and courage.‘All for one, and one for all!’ they said.That’s why the girls could save the prince smoothly.The second movie is called ‘Barbie princess Charm School’.(1/26/2012)

In this movie, Barbie acts a girl named Blair.In fact Blair’s real name is Sophia.She is a princess who was abandoned seventeen years ago, because her biological mother, Queen Isabella and her family died in a car crash except Sophia.Then baby Sophia was found outdoors by a kind woman.The woman named the baby princess ‘Blair’.Seventeen years later, by accident Blair becomes a lucky dog of princess Charm School.It means she can study in this school.In the school there is a princess called Delancey.Delancey looks down on Blair because Blair is not a princess.Because of princess Sophia was missing, Delancey is going to take over the Kingdom.Afterwards Blair knows her identity accidentally.She stops Delancey at last and shows the fact to

everyone.Blair is a brave and optimistic girl.She dares to stop Delancey although Delancey is blue blood.Blair believes that every girl can be a princess because character is more important than a crown.It is because of her character, Blair changes from a regular girl to a noble princess.The third movie is called ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks2’.(1/26/2012)

This movie is the most awesome American movie I have ever seen.The chipmunks called Alvin, Simon and Theodore are three famous rock stars.Alvin once hurts Dave by accident at a concert.So Dave has to stay at the hospital.So Tobey, a big boy takes care of them.Three chipmunks go to school on the second day.Some boys invite Alvin to join the school football team and Alvin says yes.Later three female chipmunks called Britney, Jitney and Eleanor go to see Ian and sing to him.Ian becomes the female chipmunks’ broker.The chipmunks and the female chipmunks have a contest at school and female chipmunks win.They can take part in a singing contest on behalf of the school.But Ian wants them to take part in another contest.So Ian closes them in a cage.Alvin takes them out.Finally the chipmunks and the female chipmunks sing in the contest together.This movie is very funny.When I was sad, I always watch this movie to make me happy.I like the chipmunk named Theodore best because he is the youngest chipmunk in them.He usually makes mistakes.His mistakes always make me laugh.Also Theodore is the cutest chipmunks in them.

第四篇：电影英文观后感

《花木兰》

Why Mulan sticks out as a great Disney film.I was impressed by this Disney film for so many reasons, too many to list here, but I will go on the record as saying that Mulan has got to be one of the best Disney female characters that ever saw production, in the midst of a colorful and artistic film, that will resonate in your memory.Mulan sticks out in my mind for this reason.For once, we have a strong female lead, or at the least, stronger than most of them.She isn't counted among the Disney “princesses” line-up.She doesn't want for herself, and she seeks to look deeper within herself to discover her inner being.She isn't like Ariel, who wants to be someone else.She isn't like Jasmine, who sits in luxury, waiting to be swept off her feet by Prince Charming, just like Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and almost any female character that Disney brings to life.And while she does share some traits among this list, she stands out because she does something that these do not.She uses her mind.Mulan, in fact, has more in common with male Disney leads than the female Disney leads.Mulan is a thinker, and a do-er.She's resourceful, like Aladdin.She is quick to act, like Eric(mermaid.)And she sacrifices herself for the sake of others, like Hercules.She also speaks her mind, even in a culture that does not allow such a thing.She doesn't waste time pining about “will I ever find true love?” Indeed, we see that she has an attraction to Shang(as he was her husband in the legends,)but we see her uncomfortable and unsure of meeting the Match-maker.She begs for her father's life when Chi-Fu came to the village.When you see her make her decision to take her father's place in the army, she does so out of her love for him, valuing his life above hers.She doesn't wish to become a man to see what it is like or for a change.Only to save his life.She later doubts herself and her reasons for going, but she did so because of her inner strengths, something other female Disney leads too often lack.(And it is these strengths that Shang is attracted to at the end.)This movie also has a simple, but very effective villain, Shan Yu.Though not as memorable as Jafar or Ursula, he is more effective and more menacing because he is not fantastic.By that, I mean that he is not magical, he holds no special power.He is portrayed as a man, and as a man that could have truly existed, performing vicious acts that men do.We see the destruction that his army lays to a village, and when Mulan finds the doll, it shows that Shan Yu left no one living, man, woman or child.This is what makes him so effective as a villain, showing how truly human he indeed is.Granted, the producers did not develop him in any great depth, but they showed enough of him to remind us of his threat to China.Besides, sometimes the better villains are the ones you don't know too much about, or see a lot of.Of the rest of the supporting cast, I will only mention four of them as being memorable in any real way.Chi-Fu, the emperor's consultant, was a reminder of the way many men looked at women in this culture.He thrusts his head up when Mulan begs for her father's life, and when she is discovered to be a woman, though she is a hero, he is quick to insult her, and to order her execution, simply because she impersonated a man.The other three were, of course, her comrades, Ling, Yao, and Chian Po.Though they were mainly comic relief(almost like a 3 stooges set,)they remained loyal to Mulan and trusted her fully, even after she was discovered.I like them, because they were not discriminatory to her in any way, even trying to stop her execution.When Mulan told them she had an idea to help the emperor faster, they were the first to her side, even when Shang was still reluctant to do so.Overall, a wonderful movie to the Disney list.If you haven't seen it, then do so, you won't regret it.And yes, Mushu was a cool character as well.**** In Response to an earlier post by Phoenix-1 **** To expect any movie to accurately portray history in any way is lunacy.Even those movies that come close to historical accuracy are flawed in many ways.This was a way of telling a story, as any movie is.It can be argued that it tries to provoke curiosity in another culture, but it is also meant to entertain.I would also like to point out that Mulan is really not “historical,” like Joan of Arc, but rather she is a legend, much like Hercules and Aladdin, who also come from the realm of myth, stories and legends.And while there is some difference between the original legend and this movie, your examples of how Disney would butcher tales of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln do not compare to this story in any way.Your arguments for comparison should be better applied to Pocahontas, as she was an actual historical figure.海底总动员

Somewhere, under the sea, weak-finned clown fish Nemo(Alexander Gould)lives with his fretful father, Marlin(Albert Brooks).Smothered by pop‘s paranoia, he ventures away from the reef, but his dad‘s dread is justified when a passing per whisks him away.Taken to a tank in a Sydney dentists, Nemo meets Gill(Willem Dafoe)and co-friendly fish who dream of escaping to the ocean.Meanwhile, Marlin bumps into a blue tang named Dory(Ellen DeGeneres), and sets out to save his son...The splendour of natural history hit The Blue Planet is matched by the wit of the script and stars.Barry Humphries has a terrific cameo as a great white shark who‘s sworn off killing(Remember, fish are friends, not food!), while DeGeneres provides perfect timing and tone as Dory, whose short-term memory loss is a gag that never stops running.

第五篇：英文电影观后感

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《怪物史莱克4》作为该系列的最后一部，故事延续上集的结尾，在拯救公主，寻找到真爱并且稳定住了Far far away王国后，有了“小史莱克”，我们的史莱克成了一个居家好男人。但一次生日聚会，却使生活出现了变数。有小朋友希望怪物大叔发出野性的吼声，以此取乐，但史莱克觉得有点难堪或受屈辱，忍着不发作，一连串的麻烦，最终使他情绪暴燥，不可收拾，他成了离家出走的男人。在这里，影片隐含着对孩子们进行教育：暴怒可能会出问题，离家出走更可能险象环生。

离家之后，他遇上了会魔术的小矮人精灵，精灵和史莱克与他签约，随意取走他从前的任何一天，以换取他对自己有过的野性生活的体验。史莱克被摔进了另一个王国之中，也跌进了矮人精灵布下的圈套。因为小矮人精灵通过史莱克，而骗取了一个王国的王位，并想通过使史莱克永远消失。

史莱克不可能不遵守合同契约，这是一条准则，但你应该找到解除合约的条件或方式，驴朋友帮史莱克解了密，就是用真情之吻，来解除契约。而在这个另类世界上，妻子菲欧拉并不认识自己的丈夫史莱克，史莱克想通过热情相吻来消解与精灵的契约，但好事做尽、好话说绝，也不成。这里，似乎在告诉受众，特别是青少年朋友，真爱难以通过功利获得，只有通过一系列勇敢的行为，使对方发现自己真诚的心，才能得到热情真心的吻。

史莱克很强大，但他处处得有小动物朋友们帮忙，当朋友需要史莱克帮助的时候，史莱克也会冒着生命危险出现在朋友身边，并有歌声伴唱道，朋友就是你需要的时候，总是能给你帮助的人。在遭受骗子魔术师欺骗后被囚禁的日子里，史莱克与他的伙伴们却一直努力着，意志没有屈服，“我们的身体被囚禁，但却囚禁不了我们的尊严。”伙伴们互相安慰与支持，追求正义与自由的力量支撑着他们。

整个影片内容，浸润着道德精神与价值追求的意识。看完电影，我们可以向孩子总结出一箩筐的道德教义：你看，怪物史莱克需要尊重，小朋友让他吼叫，史莱克认为是拿自己不当人，所以生气了，后果多严重啊，他离家出走了而家庭对人个人是多少重要啊；千万不要不看合约就轻易签约，这样可能将自己出卖了；出卖自己一天，可能就等于出卖了一辈子，所以自己的任何一天，都体现生命的意义与尊严；不要看人长相，交朋友要看人的品德。要学会与朋友们合作，才会获得成功；珍惜平凡的生活，一旦失去，你才知道它的珍贵„„

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Yesterday I watched a movie named with my brother.It is so funny.It is about a ogre.He is upset because he cannot be acceptted by other men because of his awful look.One day he gets a mission to rescue a princess so that the King gives back his mire.He,along with a talking donkey,goes through fire and water and finally reaches the tower where the princess is kept.He fights against the dragon that guards the princess.At last he rescues the princess.After that ,he gives her his first kiss.This movie tells us,when we are not acceptted by others,at least,we should try to let them know us and don't say die.3）

看了一个3D动画电影《怪物史莱克》，觉得很好看，所以忍不住要说两句。其实开头没啥意思，直到公主被救我都没太笑，结果美丽的公主清早起来不刷牙，非得和小鸟飙歌，公主的嗓子那个高啊，一使劲把小鸟给震爆了，羽毛纷飞„„哈哈，实在忍不住了，太能扯了，黑色幽默。

哦，对了，鸟巢里还有三枚可怜的、没了娘的鸟蛋，也被我们美丽温柔的公主给煎成了荷苞蛋，猛人！这大概是本世纪到目前为止最搞怪的公主形象。公主还会中国功夫？我怎么看着像恶搞《黑客帝国》呢？特别是那个空中悬停裙里腿。顺便说一句，鲁宾逊这个小子，除了歌唱得还成，其它方面真是很“逊”。堂堂一个公主，吃烤老鼠也就算了，问题是你怎么能用蜘蛛网抓虫子，还整成棉花糖的形状给史莱克吃？史莱史还真吃。一个拿癞蛤蟆当气球吹，一个拿吹鼓了的蛇编气球马，这都什么乱七八糟的。编剧的想像力真是不盖的。

还有这个多嘴的、晕血的矮脚驴也挺逗，它和那个涂着口红的雌龙真是天生一对，长得都那么有夫妻相。驴被龙抓到后，为了拖延时间，对龙胡说八道，驴说：时间久了我们才能完全了解对方，我不想仓促发生肉体关系，我们应该先做个朋友或者笔友，嗨嗨嗨，别这样，这是我私人的尾巴，你想干什么„„龙要吻驴，结果吻到了史莱克的屁股。

“这是我私人的尾巴！”嗯，不是我喜欢瞎联系，但我实在很希望在中国也能听到类似的声音。比如：这是我私人的领地，你无权强迫我搬迁！再比如：节假日是我私人的时间，你不能强迫我加班！

史莱克和驴在月光下胡扯，史莱克很忧伤，因为人们一看到他就说：救命!一个大丑妖怪!驴安慰他说：知道吗，我们刚见面时，我没有认为你是个大丑妖怪。史莱克说：对，我知道。驴说：那么，天上有驴吗„„

“那么，天上有驴吗？”这是我听过最沧桑最无厘头的电影对白。

史莱克不是英雄，他要救公主，仅仅是一种交易，为了图个清静而已。或者说，他很自卑，甚至有自闭症。丑陋的外表让他泯失了与人交流和沟通的勇气，他身在孤独的焦烤里，却安慰自已说：我喜欢清静。借口！环境孤独其实并不可怕，可怕的是精神孤独。古往今来，我还从未曾听说有哪一个活的隐士喜欢精神孤独，林逋够隐了吧，但他种梅养鹤，寄情山水，“暗香疏影”诗成绝唱。他的精神还不算孤独，所以他没有自杀。海子为什么自杀？梵高为什么自杀？我以为不过是精神上太孤独罢了。

公主被史莱克非礼后，总算没有变回美丽的外表，这很好，我很喜欢。佛说人生七苦之一是“爱别离”，也许真心相爱的人注定是要离别的。然而公主和史莱克真心相爱却没有离别，这比《剪刀手爱德华》中的爱情实在要完美得多。

人生终究不是童话，不是传说，不是电影，更不是3D建模，人生有时远比电影更苦涩，比3D建模更复杂。人生应该是有缺憾的，也许有缺憾的人生，才正是完美的人生。正如驴所说：名人的婚姻都不能长久。又想当名人，又要婚姻美满，哪来那么多好事。