第一篇：英语口语剧本

612 The One With The Joke 612 笑话

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there.Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand.]

蒋雨晨: Hey, you’re not going to believe this.I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy.They printed it!嘿，这真不可思议。我把我编的笑话寄给《花花公子》，他们竟然登出来了！

薛思强: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.真不知道《花花公子》还登笑话。

蒋雨晨: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism.It’s not just about the pictures.没错，他们登笑话，采访稿，有力的新闻，并不只是那些照片。

蔡海瑞: That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us.反正不会说服妈妈看，我们也不看。

蒋雨晨:(showing them the page)Here, check it out.It’s the first one, too.(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, who’s a little angry.)

瞧这，头一条就是我的。

李刚: That is funny.It was also funny when I made it up.很有趣，更有趣的是，这笑话是我编的。

蒋雨晨: What? 什么？

李刚: I made that joke up.这笑话是我编的

Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t.I did.不，不，不对，这是我编的。

Chandler: Yes, I did.I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard.是我编的。我在上班的时候把它讲给DAN，他说这是他听过的最好的笑话。

Ross: Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’

(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)嘿，替我谢谢DAN。Ross: What? 怎么了？

Rachel: I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it.Man, that one is funny.(Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)对不起，我在看下面那则笑话，啊，它真搞笑。

Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? 莫尼卡，你记得我给你讲过这个笑话，对吗？

Monica: No.不记得。

Chandler: Seriously? 真的？

Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes!你的笑话讲的太多了！

Ross: Look, Chandler, it’s my joke.But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?

听着钱德，这是我的笑话。但是，嘿，他们没有印我的名字，也许这让你好过一点。所以究竟该归功于谁并不重要，对吧？

Chandler: Yeah, I guess.对，我想是。

Joey:(entering)Hey guys.嘿，诸位。

Chandler:(jumping up from his chair)Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke.嘿乔依，《花花公子》登出了我的笑话。

Ross: No, it’s my joke, it’s mine.You can call them, they’ll tell you.不，这是我的笑话，是我的。你可以给他们打电话，他们会告诉你的。

Chandler: It’s my joke.是我的笑话。

Ross: It’s my joke.是我的笑话。

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa.Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right? 哇呜！笑话？你们肯定知道里面有裸体小妞，对吧？

第二篇：英语口语考试四人剧本之interview 面试

背景介绍：

一家公司要招聘Rose和Jack 是面试官，Ada和Awen是应聘者

情景一：两位面试官确认身份，询问应聘者，说明招聘的职位，能力要求 情景二：两位应聘者的自我介绍

情景三：面试官向两位应聘者提问题，问题有，A:Hello,Miss Awen,Miss Ada,I ‘m Rose

B:I’m Jack，nice to meet you ,now you two should make a introduction first.C: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!It is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview.I hope I can make a good performance today.I'm confident that I can succeed.Now I will introduce myself briefly.I am 26 years old, born in Shandong province.I graduated from Qingdao University.My major is electronics.And I got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.I spent most of my time on study, and I’ve passed CET-6 during my university.And I’ve acquired basic knowledge of my major.It is my long cherished dream to be an engineer and I am eager to get an opportunity to fully play my ability.I think I'm a good team player and a person of great honesty to others.Also，I am able to work under great pressure.I am confident that I am qualified for the post of engineer in your company.That’s all.Thank you for giving me the chance.D: Good monring.It's a pleasure for me to be here in front of you to present myself.My name is Philip Wong, and I am a candidate for the position of Overseas Sales Representative.My background and work experience are tailor-made for this position.I studied marketing as an undergrad here in Taiwan, and in 1985, I received my MBA from the University of Texas School of Business.For five years now, I have utilized my skills and knowledge as the Assistant Director of Exports for magic kitchen Supplies.A position with your company would be both a learning experience and a great opportunity.I look forward to becoming part of the Action team.Thank you.A：Are you a multi-tasked inpidual？（你是一位可以同时承担数项工作的人吗？）or Do youwork well under stress or pressure？（你能承受工作上的压力吗？）C：Yes，I think so.The trait is needed in my current（or previous）position and I know I can handle it well.（这种特点就是我目前（先前）工作所需要的，我知道我能应付自如。）B：What is your strongest trait（s）？（你个性上最大的特点是什么？）D：Helpfulness and caring.（乐于助人和关心他人。）Adaptability and sense of humor.（适应能力和幽默感。）Cheerfulness and friendliness.（乐观和友爱。）

A： How would your friends or colleagues describe you？（你的朋友或同事怎样形容你？）C：（pause a few seconds）（稍等几秒钟再答，表示慎重考虑。）They say Mr.Chen is anhonest，hardworking and responsible man who deeply cares for his family and friends.（他们说陈先生是位诚实、工作努力，负责任的人，他对家庭和朋友都很关心。）D：They say Mr.Chen is a friendly，sensitive，caring and determined person.（他们说陈先生是位很友好、敏感、关心他人和有决心的人。）B：What personality traits do you admire？（你欣赏哪种性格的人？）

C：（I admire a person who is）honest，flexible and easy-going.（诚实、不死板而且容易相处的人。）

D:（I like）people who possess the “can do” spirit.（有“实际行动”的人。）

A：What leadership qualities did you develop as an administrative personnel？（作为行政人员，你有什么样的领导才能？）

C：I feel that learning how to motivate people and to work together as a team will be the major goal of my leadership.（我觉得学习如何把人们的积极性调动起来，以及如何配合协同的团队精神，是我行政工作的主要目标。）

D:I have refined my management style by using an open-door policy.（我以开放式的政策，改进我的行政管理方式。）

B：How do you normally handle criticism？（你通常如何处理別人的批评？）

C：Silence is golden.Just don‘t say anything;otherwise the situation could become worse.I do，however，accept constructive criticism.（沈默是金。不必说什么，否则情况更糟，不过我会接受建设性的批评。）

D：When we cool off，we will discuss it later.（我会等大家冷靜下来再讨论。）B： What do you find frustrating in a work situation？（在工作中，什么事令你不高兴？）C： Sometimes，the narrow-minded people make me frustrated.（胸襟狭窄的人，有时使我泄气。）

D：Minds that are not receptive to new ideas.（不能接受新思想的那些取。）

A：How do you handle your conflict with your colleagues in your work？（你如何处理与同事在工作中的意见不和？）

C：I will try to present my ideas in a more clear and civilized manner in order to get my points across.（我要以更清楚文明的方式，提出我的看法，使对方了解我的观点。）B：How do you handle your failure？（你怎样对待自己的失敗？）

C： None of us was born “perfect”。I am sure I will be given a second chance to correct my mistake.（我们大家生来都不是十全十美的，我相信我有第二个机会改正我的错误。）D:Well, I am hoping to get an offer of a better position.If an opportunity knocks, I will take it.我希望能获得一份更好的工作，如果机会来临，我会抓住。所以我亦有此打算。" A:OK,Thank you very much B:we need time to think it over

A:We will email you in 2days,please wait in patence C:thank you ,see you D:see you

第三篇：校园趣事(搞笑、英语口语、五人、中英文剧本)

此剧本讲述了三个学渣讨债不成、学霸搞基的搞笑故事，结局出人意料却在情理之中。适合五人表演

校园趣事

场景一

小华家

小华 小雨 小飞上

小雨——大哥 咱们都饿了好几天了 这种悲惨的生活我们要过到什么时候啊 哎 小华——雨 这 大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛 可是常言道 人在屋檐下 怎能不低头 现在我们正在******大学学习这年头能有这大学读就很不错了 哪还有什么奢求呀

小飞 ——大哥 对了 上个月小罡来问我们借走了500块钱给他朋友交托福学费 都好久了还没还 我们是不是应该去要回来

小雨——是啊大哥 不然的话这样下去我们就得吃翔了

小华——哎 就是 我怎么这岔给忘了 走 走 走 赶紧跟我去隔壁寝室 旁白——兄弟三人就此去了隔壁寝室找小罡 小雨：（敲门）小罡，开门，开门（小罡对小明做出嘘的姿势）小雨：好像出去了，我们先回去吧（走回去）

场景二

小明——大家早上好 我就是天才小明 可我最近却很是郁闷 我那个基友非要拉我去参加什么托福考试 还要我看这么厚的书 做这么多的题（双手指一指PPT上的金瓶梅给大家看看）真是太可笑了

我以后可是要当科学家的！干嘛还要我看这种书

小罡—小明（远处喊）

小明——基友来了 他太啰嗦了

我可受不了 小罡——亲爱的 你的书背的怎么样了 小明——这些书看得我头昏眼花 光想打瞌睡

小罡——哎 你看 现在竞争这么激烈 我已经在这待小半辈子了 你要是不好好考托福，我们还怎么去外国留学？

旁白：过了10分钟，三人又来了（走回来）

小飞：（敲门）开门，开门（小罡对小明做出嘘的姿势）小雨：好像还没有回寝室（过了会儿，又回去）

小明—— 这些书太简单了 统统不用看（扔书）小罡——哼！你说简单 那我考考你 小明——小小考试焉能难道我（对观众说）小罡——首先考你听写（小明郁闷状）听着 大妈 怎么写 土豪 怎么写 小明——。。。小罡——土豪 怎么写 小明——（不会 抓耳挠腮）小罡——你连这都不会。小明——崩溃了（捂耳朵 忙劝）小明（做找单词状）（删除一句）

小罡（怒）——你近日温习功课 一律不准见外人 来人我就说你回家去了

我先去洗澡 你给我继续学习

旁白——由于去了两次都没开门，小飞怒了

小飞——大哥 下次要见小罡 你先给我说一声 我把他绑来见你 如此劳烦大哥 甚是无礼

小华——现在欠钱的都是大爷 我们还是再去一回吧

小飞——（等不及了）小罡 快出来 兄弟们 帮我照顾好我七舅老爷和他三外甥女。。你要是不出来 我就一把火把你这寝室烧了！

小雨——葵花点穴手（小飞定住 眼睛睁得大大的）哎 飞 我们是来要债的 又不是来要命的 你把人家砍死了 谁来给我们还债呀 明白了 你就眨眨眼睛

（小飞眨眼）小雨——葵花解穴手

旁白——过了一会

小华、小雨、小飞三人已经到了门口

场景三

（小华

咚咚咚敲门）

三人：小罡（小明准备开门）

旁白——小明正在兴奋的时候 小罡马上从浴室出来 小罡——不能让他进来

小明——亲爱的 请放心 我定能让小华空手而归（小明开门）

三人——还钱！（此时三人用枪指着小明头）小明——给我一个机会 我想做个好人 小华——怎么给你机会 说出来看看

小明——请看(扇子指向幻灯片 幻灯片放***、****等答案大全)小华——（若有所思）看不出你如此有见地 小明——如果我把这文件送给你们 不知可否抵债 小华——这„„（瞬间惊喜）不知以后可否抱你的大腿 小明（眼珠子转转）看来不能帮你。。

小华——（急）请先生莫要推辞（手里拿着钱，晃一晃）

小明——这。。只是小弟近日正在为托福烦恼，如果你能将此事帮在下了结，这也不是不行。

小华——（面有难色）这。。

小飞 ——（拉小华到身边耳语到）大哥，这年代，我们可以找枪手，买答案啊。（幻灯片放淘宝上的答案）小华——好

场景四

旁白——三个月后，托福成绩出来了。小明——好消息好消息 我托福考了114分

小罡——什么！114分！这下我们终于可以去芬兰了（ppt上放“芬兰允许同性恋”图片）

旁白——故事就此完结。（PPT上放“结束 谢谢观赏”）

SCENE 1:

Actors: XiaoHua

XiaoYu

XiaoFei

XiaoYu: Brother!We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!

XiaoHua: Yu, it's impossible that I don’t feel painful, isn’t it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope.Now we are studying in ****** , It's very hard to get into the university now.What are you dreaming about?

XiaoFei: Oh, Brother!XiaoGang borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his friend’s TOEFL fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.XiaoYu: Yeah, Brother!Or we have to eat shit.XiaoHua: Alas!How did I forget this? Let's go!Go~~ go~!Hurry up!Follow me and go to the next dormitory

Aside: And then the three brothers go to the next dormitory to find XiaoGang.XIAOYU: XiaoGang, open the door!Open the door.XIAOYU: He may be go out.Let's go back.SCENE 2: XIAOMING’s house

XIAOMING: Good morning!I am the genius XIAOMING.But I feel so morose recently.Because my gay friend forced me to pass the TOEFL.And he obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts.It’s ridiculous.I decided to be a scientist.Why should I read this?

XiaoGang: XiaoMing!

XIAOMING：My gay friend is coming，he is so long-winded that I can never bear his.XiaoGang：Honey, how about your study?

XIAOMING：These books make me want to doze.I’m dizzy.XiaoGang：Alas!Competition is so serious now.I have stayed here for half of a lifetime.If you can’t pass TOEFL, how can we study abroad?

Aside: After ten minutes, three people came again

XIAOFEI: Open the door!Open Open!

XIAOYU: It seems that he has not back to the dormitory.XIAOMING：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for me and don’t need to learn.XiaoGang：Are you sure? Let me have a test to you.Listen，read and see!XIAOMING：A piece of cake!

XiaoGang：First, dictation.Listen, can you spell 大妈? 土豪?

XIAOMING: ……..XiaoGang：土豪?

XIAOMING: Sorry I can’t.XiaoGang： You can’t?

XIAOMING（找单词状）

XiaoGang：You are too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so I will tell the people who calls on you that you have gone home.I need to take a shower now.You still study！

Aside: Because they went twice, but no one came to the door.XiaoFei was very angry.XIAOFEI: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.XIAOHUA: These days, the borrower is the god!Let’s go there again.XIAOFEI: XiaoGang!Come out!Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece.Get out, or I will burn your dormitory down!

XIAOYU: 葵花点穴手!AIsa.Fei, we are here for debt, not for his life.If you will kill him, where is our money? If you know, please bat your eyes!

XIAOYU: 葵花解穴手!

Aside: Then, XiaoHua XiaoYu XiaoFei came to the gate.（小华 咚咚咚敲门）

Three: XiaoGang

（小明准备开门）

Aside: At this time, XiaoMing is exciting, but XiaoGang get out of the bathroom soon.XiaoGang: We can’t let him in.XiaoMing: My darling, please don’t worry.I can make XiaoHua go back with nothing

（小明开门）

Three : Pay back my money

XIAOMING: Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.XiaoHua: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.XIAOMING: Look

XiaoHua: You are so knowledgeable.XIAOMING: If I give you the document, could I not repay your money?

XiaoHua: En…….I hope I can hug you close some day

XIAOMING: But I can’t help you，XiaoHua: Please don’t refuse.XIAOMING: En……sorry, I can’t.Because my gay friend forces me to pass the TOEFL recently.If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.XIAOHUA: En…..XiaoFei:(Pull)Brother, come here.We can find somebody help him do the test or buy a key?

XiaoHua:Great

SCENE 4: XIAOMING’s Home

Aside：After three month, TOEFL scores came out.XIAOMING：（Happy）Sir , I am really a god.TOEFL has got 114 scores.XiaoGang：What happened? 114 scores!We can go to Finland eventually.Aside: That’s all, Thank you!

第四篇：英语口语

A：hello，wangdandan

B：hi，han。你是刚刚上网了么？

A：oh，我刚刚在看一场乒乓球比赛网上。

B：你很喜欢乒乓球么？

A；恩，虽然我不会玩。我最喜欢的乒乓球球员是邓亚萍。

B；我知道她。她乒乓球打得很厉害，好像曾经得过4块奥运会金牌。

A：是的，她是一名非常了不起的运动员。她的身高只有1.55米，很多人当时都不相信她能打好乒乓球，但她十分努力，13岁就获得了全国冠军，15岁获得了亚洲冠军，19岁就获得了奥运会冠军。

B：oh，她好了不起啊。我知道她退役后就去了清华大学读英语专业。像邓亚萍这样从小就开始打球的运动员来说，英语几乎要从26个字母学期，但她不放弃。还去了英国剑桥大学进修，最后获得了成功。

A：她之后就去了国际奥祖委工作。

B：我们应该向邓亚萍的努力学习。

A：嗯，我们也一起努力。

A: hello, wangdandan

B: hi, han.Are you just going to the internet?

A: ye, I just see A table tennis match online.B: do you like table tennis?

A;yes,but I will not play.I most like table tennis player is Deng yaping.B;I know her.She was good at table tennis, as was 4 piece of the Olympic gold medal.A: yes, she is a very great athlete.Her height only 1.55 meters, a lot of people didn't even believe she can play table tennis well, but she was very hard.at 13, won the national championship, 15 years old won the Asian champions, at 19 she was an Olympic champion.B: oh, she works hard.I know she retired went to tsinghua university read English major.Like deng yaping as a gril, she began to play the athletes.She need study English almost from 26 letters term, but she did not give up.,Besises,she gent to the British Cambridge university education, and finally succeeded.A: after that she went to work in the international Olympic committee.B: we should to deng yapping’s hard study.A: well, we also work together.

第五篇：英语口语

No.1 A helping hand

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check.As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.“Is this yours?” he asked.She said, “Yes, could you bring it up?” and the man agreed.On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.As she was very attractive he agreed.Shortly afterwards she said, “I'm about to have dinner.There's plenty.Would you like to join me?”

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, “I've had a marvelous evening.Would you like to stay the night?”The man hesitated then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?”

“No,” she replied, “Only those who catch my eye.”

《3分钟英语演讲稿》简介：

When I was seven, I started learning English.I played games and sang English songs with other children.Sometimes, I watched English cartoons.It's funny.Then I discovered the beauty of the language, and began my colorful dream in the English world.I hope I can travel around the world someday.I want to go to America to visit Washington, because my cousin is over there.Of course, I want to go to London too, because England is where English language developed.If I can ride my bike in Cambridge University, I will be very happy.I hope I can speak English with everyone in the world.Also I'll introduce China to them, such as the Great Wall, and the gardens in Suzhou.I will teaching people of the world about the beautiful language of our country.I like the English language.To learn English is wonderful.I once wanted to be an English teacher.I also like Chinese literature.When I was really young, I was able to remember lots of poems.I also wanted to be a teacher of Chinese.Now I think that both of my dreams can come true: I will be able to use English to teach foreign friends Chinese and share Chinese culture with them.So that more and more people will be able to get to know the 5000 years' history culture, and the prosperity of our great China.My future is not a dream.I am confident that it will come true

当我七岁的时候，我开始学习英语。我与其他儿童一起打游戏和唱英语歌曲。有时候，我会观看英语卡通片。它很有趣。接着我发现语言的美丽，开始了我在英语世界里丰富多彩的的梦。

我希望总有一天我能够在世界各地旅游。我要到美国华盛顿访问，因为我的表哥是在那里。当然，我要到伦敦，因为英国是英语语言的发源地。如果我能在剑桥大学骑上我的自行车，我会很高兴的。

我希望我能够与世界上每一个人说流利的英语。同时，我对他们来介绍一下中国，如长城和苏州园林。我会教世界人民了解我们国家美丽的语言。

我喜欢英语。学英语实在是太好了。曾经我想成为一名英语教师。我也喜欢中国文学。当我年轻的时候，我能记住大量的诗歌。我也想成为一名教师的中文。现在我认为我的梦想可以成真：我将能够使用英语教外国朋友中文和与他们分享中华文化。使越来越多的人们将能够结识五千年的历史文化，繁荣我们伟大的中国。

我的未来不是梦。我深信它会成真